The fatter Ruiz is, the better he does

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  1. Limerickbox

    Limerickbox Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    What do you expect them to say?
     
  2. titanic

    titanic Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Nope - Epic Fail
     
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  3. On The Money

    On The Money Dangerous Journeyman Full Member

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    Roach defo on Matchroom payroll. Check in post.
     
  4. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :eatingburger

    I'm disappointed in the BLOB just following Joshua around eating jabs like he gobbles Tamales!
     
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  5. Sugar 88

    Sugar 88 Woke Moralist-In-Chief

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    I prefer Andy 'Type 2' Ruiz myself.
     
  6. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Ruiz deserves his very own version of the Dustin Worm Nichols Super-Sized Thread!!

    I heard Ruiz just won the World Championship Jelly Donut Eating Competition! So at least he still has a title belt to brag about!
     
  7. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Change the title of this thread to:

    "The Fatter Ruiz is...
    ... the better he is at Eating
    Deep Fried Twinkies!!"
     
  8. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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  9. BrutalForeman

    BrutalForeman Active Member Full Member

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    Ruiz was a disgrace to himself and the sport. No self control. It's the same reason why many people are perpetually broke, ect. No self control.
     
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  10. BrutalForeman

    BrutalForeman Active Member Full Member

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    To elaborate:

    Average working stiff does 8-12 hours per day. Probably can't get away with wearing a wrinkled suit or uniform. Has to fulfill job requirements. In other words, can't be a slob.

    All Ruiz had to do in order to do his job was put in half that time every day, and control what he stuffed his face with....stay off booze and dope. In other words, a lot like what the average guy does to be responsible, but with much less time "in the office" and with much, much higher pay.

    Yeah, he took his fans and boxing for a ride. Loser.
     
  11. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    but it's funny...

    because he's FAT!!!
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  12. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Epic WIN!!! :ARMS1:

    Ruiz can buy millions of Snickers Bars with the money he made chasing Joshua around for 12 rounds eating jabs!
     
  13. chico g

    chico g Let's watch some Sesame Street...lmao Full Member

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    Always been the belief that different fighters perform better at their optimum weights for their build and stature. Ruiz mid 260s, Joshua late 230s, Wilder late 220s etc.
     
  14. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    there needs to be a 300 pound minimum weight "ButterBall Super Duper Heavyweight Division" which is Ruiz's walking around weight anyways, also Fury's walking around between fights weight, his WWE weight, Dustin Nichols is 459 pounds fighting or not... Whyte and Miller off Roids would just need to add another Buffet or Two per week to exceed the 300 pound minimum and likely far exceed 300 pounds between fight camps anyways!! It would be the Western Version of Sumo Wrestling with Boxing Gloves on!!! It's fits since Western countries don't have huge populations like India and China but each person eats more than 5 or 10 people in those countries do!!
     
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  15. N17

    N17 Loyal Member Full Member

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    "The fatter Ruiz is, the better he does"

    Really? If that's the case then I might have to start calling my manhood "Ruiz".. it will freak my wife out but I'll point her in the direction of this thread,