The fatter Ruiz is, the better he does

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  1. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Yes, along with the Epic Threads "Official Dustin Nichols Nickel a Dozen Super-Sized Thread" and of course "TKO 6" if it's not been scrubbed from the internet yet like all those videos scrubbed from existence of Beyoncé LaKiesha Wilder hitting the canvas while fighting WalMart Cart Pushers!!
     
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    I went to school with guys just like Andy Ruiz, people would always tease them for cleaning out the School Cafeteria and eating like a Wild Hogs but they'd always just say in that Andy Ruiz type accent "OH PLEASE, GO AWAY..." and continue stuffing their face!!
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    it's what Andy did to his trainer while getting caught out at Buffet Restaurants!!!
     
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    That didn't turn out to be accurate in the rematch. He wasn't able to move and throw the combinations that won him the first fight. He was more stationary and extremely predictable. The extra weight forced him to be that way. Either way, he got what he deserved for his inconsistency. It's hard to forgive a fighter for such careless behavior especially when he's holding the WBA/IBF/WBO Heavyweight titles.
     
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    Hearn wanted Ruiz to take a dive but instead Ruiz agreed to packing on more Blubber and Eat Jabs like Tamales and blaming the loss on lack of discipline at the All You Can Eat Buffet Restaurants!!
     
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    Eating jabs like tamales!!
     
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    Some reports coming in that half of Manhattan 's inhabitants have gone missing. Gulp I hope they haven't been gobbled up by Ruiz.
     
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    Ruiz and Fury cleaned out Manhattan!

    Fury had a strict training regiment of Pizza Slices, Krispy Kreme Donuts and anything found at Buffets for his rematch with Wilder, says he'll train better for the 3rd fight! Looks like hanging out with Ruiz has rubbed off on Fury as they traveled the country eating everything!
     
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    don't forget to bump this thread after Fury gets KTFO in case I forget or am too busy ROFLMFAO to get to it!!
     
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    Let's have Fury vs Ruiz...

    at a Catch-Weight of 300 pounds...