The New Excuse World champion

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by DJAdAmS, Feb 25, 2020.



  1. DJAdAmS

    DJAdAmS Ex-Army Middleweight Full Member

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    Take a bow, you’re still World Champion at something, taking the crown off David Haye with his ‘I had a broken toe’ excuse....

    And the new Excuse Champion of the World is

    Deontay Wilder, with his magnificent ‘My ring walk costume was to heavy’

    My son ways 40-45 lb and I carry him around all the time for longer periods and my legs are never shot afterwards. I’m no athlete anymore either and older than him.

    You’re a Joke! Please can his nut sack fans amuse me with their excuses for their man.
     
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  2. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    I have to carry 46 pounds of load every day, and I never get tired.



    my testicles are 46 pounds
     
  3. Gymbot

    Gymbot Active Member Full Member

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    Apparently Wilder is going to walk to the ring in a thong in the 3rd fight.
     
  4. The Long Count

    The Long Count Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Yes Wilder will enter the ring in a pink thong to keep his legs fresh. But he can’t have jack reiss or bay less as his ref. So that still has to be worked out.
     
  5. Aydamn

    Aydamn Dillian Da Dissappointment Full Member

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    I am able to effortlessly carry my 235lb friend over on one shoulder and walk down a long street.

    I am not a professional athlete... just a weekend warrior who spends most of his time behind a desk.
     
  6. timeout

    timeout Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Damn! Are you on any roids?!
     
  7. James Hudson

    James Hudson Active Member Full Member

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    Having read his excuse its lame at best. A 40 pound costume is not going to do what he claims. I've witnessed blokes run marathons in their full army outfit, including their 60 pound rucksack!! It took over 3 hours for their legs to be shot. Sorry Deontay I'm not buying it
     
  8. Aydamn

    Aydamn Dillian Da Dissappointment Full Member

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    I squat 225 for 20 reps... full depth... why would walking be any harder than that? Dont people cheat on squats by going down a few inches...to make it easier?

    I mean does Wilder never carry shopping from the supermarket? I carry like 6 bags at one time... that must be like 20 pounds of shopping... sometimes in one hand... JESUS... CAN WILDER EVEN CURL 18 POUNDS?

    OMG

    MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE... what happens if Wilder curls only one dumbell??? Will he fall over? Or twist his spine??!!

    Someone CHECK ON HIM NOW
     
  9. Aydamn

    Aydamn Dillian Da Dissappointment Full Member

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    Does anyone remember when Wilder lifted and threw around 240 pounds Ortiz ? How come he didnt dislocate his knees?

    Someone post the timestamped footage
     
  10. Aydamn

    Aydamn Dillian Da Dissappointment Full Member

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    omg I've just thought of a new craze... the Wilder Excuse Challenge... everyone walk 50 meters carrying 18 pounds and make a video on youtube :D

    Lets re-create the events that caused Wilder to get injured.
     
  11. DonTyson

    DonTyson Active Member Full Member

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    That can happen when you haven’t been laid in 20 years :)
     
  12. DonTyson

    DonTyson Active Member Full Member

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    Was the costume the reason he lost? No. However, carrying an extra unnecessary near 50lbs for however long before a 12 round championship bout isn’t the smartest thing to do.
     
  13. Leif Erikson

    Leif Erikson Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Can you imagine if Wilder decided to quit boxing for a quiet life and took a part-time job as a courier to keep busy? If you’d ordered something heavy and saw him get out of the van, it would be in your best interests to dash outside and help if you wanted it to reach the door in one piece.
     
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  14. mirkofilipovic

    mirkofilipovic ESB Management Full Member

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    Ooof
     
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  15. Aydamn

    Aydamn Dillian Da Dissappointment Full Member

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    My mom is approaching 60, she has had multiple back surgeries, and has a bad back in general. She has no problem carrying 8 kilo boxes (18 pounds)... and she has no muscle on her body...

    I can throw 8 kilos about 10 meters