Chin talk: Summer 2020 edition

When feather fisted Glen Johnson knocks you unconscious for almost 8 minutes you have an abysmal Glass Jaw.

 

Wlad can still bang at 41 plus he was probably on PEDS. That right hand would have levelled Pulev, Wilder, Ortiz etc

 

AJ is on the best PED’s the British Pharmaceutical companies can make.

 

If he is on peds he won’t even be trying to hide it he’s seen the fear fury’s financial muscle put into the soul of ukad, they probably don’t even dare test him. It’s almost at a stage where not catching ped cheats is better for the credibility of the testing agencies

 

AJ is packing glass, 100% for sure, certainly, definitely, irrefutably. Who else has Ruiz knocked out? Oh yeah, nobody. Matt Greer? Devin Vargas? Ruiz reaches with his punches, he doesn't even get his weight behind them. AJ was just lucky to never get hit by anything significant in his career up to that point, except arguably by Klitschko, who spread him all over the canvas. As mentioned above, Klitschko, who is as mentally fragile as they come, was unable to capitalize. The occasion boosted AJ; 80,000 Brits cheering him on.

Khan will surely take this covid break as an opportunity to bow out less disgracefully than he otherwise would, given his possession of arguably the worst chin ever to grace a pugilist. Khan's chin is disgusting. He has the single greatest variety of high profile knockouts in boxing history. If humanity's future depended on the production and distribution of one video to document the number of ways in which a human being could be knocked unconscious, as a species we would have to utilize the career of Amir Khan.

Let's not forget Jones though. That chin is cast iron brittle. Jones has blessed us with some of the most entertaining knockouts of all time. Who can forget that half hour he spent on the canvas from a feathered Glen Johnson right? Who doesn't remember the 5 minutes we all spent thinking he was dead after he was battered senseless by Enzo Mac? However, big however, Tyson is coming off nearly 20 years of inactivity and a drug and eating regime to put Tom Sizemore to shame that will have added 10+ years to his biological age. Jones, despite his revolting porcelain whiskers, is more recently active and probably 15 years biologically younger than Iron Mike. I couldn't bring myself to bet against Jones Jr's chin because it's just the worst but he may have enough left to avoid Tyson's punches and land something of his own.

 

Wlad looked as much like a fighter not on PEDs as anyone could look. Zero aggression.

 

That video needs to be updated to included the Enzo Mac KO. He fell down like deadweight timber face first into the canvas. It would be an excellent finish to the video in slow-motion close-up.

 

Enzo had almost nothing left, but Jones was in debt to the gods of speed, stamina and strength. Just looking at Jones before the opening bell it's clear he is empty. The Russians must have paid very well.

 

What pisses me off about the lay-off in boxing the last 6 months is all the missed opportunities we've had to see glass jaws shattered. I'm certain David Price would have made another glorious appearance. Gerald Washington, some Lucas Browne, all those guys desperate for a pay-day and willing to put their damp toilet paper on the line.

 

No, it was always horrible, as Nichols and Sconiers showed early in Wilder's fraudulent career. All that kept him vertical was careful matchmaking. Not only was Grandpa Ortiz ancient when Wilder fought him - probably pushing 50 - he was also ridiculously overrated. Look at his record. What decent fighter did he ever knock out? Bryant Jennings? Another glass jawed joke.

 

Not shocking really considering Jones has some of the most delusional fans on here