All aboard the Tim Tszyu express train

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  1. Sandman_

    Sandman_ Undisputed Full Member

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    Can't wait to see the new sheriff of Australian boxing, Tim "Tool Train" Tszyu, ride into Dodge City on his feisty steed & stare down the Outlaw Jeff Horn.

    Jeff Horn is wanted in every State & Territory of Australia (except Queensland) for crimes against the sport of boxing & his opponents. There's also an Interpol alert out for him issued by the Philippines government although I'm not sure what that's about.

    Really looking forward to Timmy Tool Train filling the Outlaw Jeff Horn full of lead with his right hand smoke wagon & teaching those uppity Queenslanders a salutary lesson.

    When it's over tomorrow night, I think it would be good if Jeff Horn was strung up Wild West style from one of the ring posts to remind all Queenslanders of their true place in this great nation of ours.

    And what happens to those of them who dare to dream that they could be considered better than anybody else.

    So yes, I've punched my ticket & I'm getting aboard.

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  2. MidniteProwler

    MidniteProwler Fab 4. Mayor of Aussie Boxing Full Member

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    Any word on who the referee will be? I am worried now because of border closures that it will be another dodgy Queensland referee who will be on team Horn.
     
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  3. Sandman_

    Sandman_ Undisputed Full Member

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    I'd also like to know how many Queensland judges there will be?

    That way if it goes the distance, we will know whether it's going to be a UD or SD.
     
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  4. UnleashtheFURY

    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

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    Papa Tszyu as a special guest ref. If Horn starts to foul Papa hits him with the patanted right hand causing a funky Chicken Horn after which Tim follows up with his own causing Horn to go down for the 10 count.
     
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  5. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    Horn has shamelessly stacked everything in his favour.
    But that's the game, Team Tszyu signed the contract and they know the terms.

    I give the slight advantage to Horn at this stage, as I don't think Tim quite has the power or the workrate to capitalise on Jeff's questionable stamina and dented chin.

    With all the outside factors aswell I'm picking Horn to win here and reasonably clear but likely not without some kind of controversy.
     
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  6. MidniteProwler

    MidniteProwler Fab 4. Mayor of Aussie Boxing Full Member

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    Team Horn are doing a lot of talking I heard Horn tried to intimidate Tszyu with Rushton and Lonergan by his side and Tszyu said the following to Horn.
    "So your obviously the big Horn. And that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls and little mincey balls. Now, Horns have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell a prospect, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled an inexperienced prospect, and have brought your two small mincey balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no prospect here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a bully, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got Hornet written on your gloves and the fact that I've got the name Tszyu written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now boot off.
     
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  7. MidniteProwler

    MidniteProwler Fab 4. Mayor of Aussie Boxing Full Member

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    I just got word that Phil Austin a well known corrupt referee from Horn's hometown of Brisbane will be the third man in the ring. This guarantees that there will not be a level playing field. Tszyu will be fighting both Horn and Austin in that ring. My fellow Aussies know Phil Austin's history of corruption @Francis75 knows better than anybody.
    Austin is good mates with Horn's trainer Rushton.
     
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  8. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    Tszyu will have to bring out his Bullet Tooth Timmy persona to overcome these odds now..much like how Roy Jones Jr brought out RJ.

    The Gomer Pyle of Australian boxing won't do him any favours.
     
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  9. MidniteProwler

    MidniteProwler Fab 4. Mayor of Aussie Boxing Full Member

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    I cannot believe that Austin got the gig I really hope that my sources are wrong but they are pretty reliable. Actually I can believe it because this is Queensland and I am positive Glenn Rushton would've requested Phil Austin himself. I am more surprised that team Tszyu didn't flat out refuse to allow Austin to officiate but maybe they had no say.
     
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  10. Francis75

    Francis75 FAB 4 Full Member

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    Remember when that clown Austin used to come on here and try and defend the IBO's corrupt computer ranking system which would allow fighters from 3 weigh divisions below fight for a vacant cruiserweight world title due to "carry over points". That kid Austin would say anything to keep receiving his paycheck from the IBO. Also remember that photo of his cuddling Danny "Grinning" Greeny before one of his fights. ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL. There needs to be a royal commission into Australian Boxing.
     
  11. Sandman_

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    The referee & all three judges are from Queensland.

    Astonishingly, Team Horndog are complaining about two of the judges. One of them is Philip Holiday, the former South African IBF Lightweight champ. I would have thought he's about as neutral as you can get up there but neutral isn't good enough for Team Horn. They want stooges.

    They are casting aspersions about the judges in order to put pressure on them to favour Horn. Disgraceful stuff.
     
  12. cippi

    cippi Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    son of a legend. i never seen him fight just some footage. i can tell he likes to box. and he can dish it out. horn as the experience and hes not to old. hes been in some rough fights could take a toll also he moves around in weight. n horn whole career is a controversial win that got him a big fight vs bud crawford where horn prolly only maybe won one of the opening rounds and other then that he got beat up the whole fight. i think tim has the right idea and i like his style better . he fights like the more experienced fighter tim fights and sets things up horn just bum rushes u and uses lots of dirty tactics. which could play in his style its a tough fight but the better boxer appears to be tim so im picking the son of a legend i like his style better from very little i seen
     
  13. sid

    sid Boxing Addict Full Member

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    What time is this fight? GMT.
    thx.
     
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  14. junkhead

    junkhead My dogs watch me post Full Member

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    I went to his pro debut in Sydney years ago where tbqh he had a messy scrap with a guy who looked terrible, but since then he has been improving every fight, but I think that’s an issue in that he seems to be learning on the job, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Horn did give him a few issues early, but I think Tsyzu has shown the ability to improve and adapt so hopefully he comes away with a nice win.