Butterbean at heavyweight so I could use my 8 stone plus weight advantage. Ian John-Lewis can referee so I can legitimately rough him up and clinch for dear life when I’m gasping for breath after 30 seconds. Proper weight bully me
Dave Allen. He’s a ****ing bum. At absolute best, British level. And he hasn’t proven that. The reason for that would be a stark reminder to me that no matter how **** these dudes on TV are, they’re still levels above me.
Malik Scuba Scott. Bung him a few quid and he'll go down like he's been shot from one of my flailing jabs. And all the ladies in attendance will be impressed.
A few years ago you would have likely got a title shot at Wilder aswell after such a 'devastating' performance!
I mean depends on which ring your talking about...if your gay you'd want to share Kells ring with Ingle right? Heard there's already been a few rounds done there...
Audley Harrison I hover around 15st 2 and being 6ft 8 I’d pick him off easily Be nice only having 1 or 2 punches to defend against a round as well. Probably make it last until round 3 when I’d flick out a jab and put him over
One of those journeymen pros with hundreds of fights who always seem to lose just to see how **** I am.