Parker vs fa

Paint Dry Parker v Pudding Chisora or either against any other opponent is a standard undercard fight or a headline fight at the York Hall.

Robbing the unsuspecting PPV mugths for a bog standard heavyweight fight for 2 puddings is lower than a worm's belly.

 

1st - even
2nd - Parker
3 rd - Parker
4th - Parker
5th - Fa
6th - FA
7th - Parker
8th - Parker
9th - Parker
10th -Fa
11th - Parker
12th - even

I said before the fight in the 2 Fa fights I've seen that he displayed quick hands and decent footwork and FA showed that today. However in those two fights Fa looked defensively poor (against Usyk in partiulcar) which he didnt today however Parker telegraphing the right so much played a part in that. Seems Fa has learned how to hold and did hold too much but it was effective.

Parker looks for big right too much that he telegraphs from mile away. Parker is most effective when he is mixing it, going head to body with his quick good jab ( that he did at times in thisnfight but not often as should have) and when he looks to put combinations together (again with speed he is very good at doesnt look to do this as often he should).

Lets see the following fights next:

Parker vs Chisora
Yoka vs Fa

 

Even in that fight he allowed himself to be bullied.

Don't think I've ever been impressed with a performance he has put in.

 

That was awful. Dreadful refereeing allowing all that clinching without a single warning. It made it an absolute eyesore.

I had it 9-3 to Parker although every round was close. Just thought he was trying to force the action whereas Fa was just trying to get through the 12 rounds. Fa's clinching was dreadful however Parker's variety was also dreadful. He showed no adaptability. He got told by Barry to step to the side to throw the right but he just walked straight in every time. He also wasn't busy enough in the clinch, there was no aggression just resignation.

 

Would not give them 2p mate the robbing bandits.

Paint Dry Parker has made millions and millions from the UK PPV Mugths already for delivering next to nothing in UK rings yet another huge bag of PPV Loot awaits as the mugths are reeled in again.

Incredible scenes at Mugroom HQ

 

The Parker vs AJ was a dull fight and Hughie vs Parker is still by far the worst fight I've ever seen.

Whyte vs Parker was a very entertaining fight.

Parker's fights against Ruiz and Takam were decent enough.

 

Parker has never been very good mate - he fought for a vacant World Title stolen from Tyson Fury winning against Rice Pudding Ruiz Jnr, had 2 very soft defences of which the Skirt was in zero trouble and won the lottery when he was allowed by a tentative Tony Dosh PPV to see out a tame points defeat.

Sums up the World Heavyweight era between the Fury win over Klitschko and the Fury comeback - Martin, Stiverne and Parker the worst World Champions ever seen and would grace any pudding shelf in any supermarket.

 

Problem is the Chav Football lads lads lads are a million to have watched that.

 

His fights against Takam and Ruiz were decent mate without being anywhere near fight of the month

 

The funny thing is that they will not need to be in top form.

Regular Hearn interviews spraffing the same old nonsense (what a legend the mugs will say, he's a proper lad!), Sky doing their usual bit with the likes of Nelson, Smith, Oliver, Fearon, Macklin etc. talking about how it's a crossroads fight, last chance saloon etc. It's making me laugh just thinking about it.

A few IFL TV interviews and that'll be it. WAR Chisora the YT comments will read. Marketing done.

That's how easy it is.

 

Agree with this 100%.

 

Parkers been a better champ than Wilder, has a better resume just not as entertaining as Wilder who basically KOed a bunch tin cans.

 

I’d say Peter Fury will be on the phone to Eddie tonight.

 

Wilder or Parker having a better record is like two bald men fighting over a comb. Neither are very good for world champions.

If you put Ruiz as better than anyone who Wilder has defeated (Ortiz x 2), then that's it, but it's not exactly a strong case.

 

Wished I'd listened to myself and had a lie in.