If you had to accidentally spill your pint in the lap of a lineal heavyweight champion in their prim

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  1. janitor

    janitor VIP Member Full Member

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    Obviously you want to live.

    Only lineal champions are in the argument for now!
     
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  2. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft He Who Saw The Deep Full Member

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    I think John L woukd probably give me a hiding for wasting booze.
     
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  3. SheenLantern

    SheenLantern Active Member Full Member

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    90s Foreman
     
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  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Wait, is or isn't "spill your pint" a sexual innuendo...? :dunno
     
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  5. George forearm

    George forearm The forearm of George Full Member

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    Sonny liston, he seemed like a nice upstanding citizen.
     
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    Guru88 Active Member Full Member

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    He wouldn’t intimidate me in the slightest.
     
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  7. JackSilver

    JackSilver Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Tunney
    Braddock
    Carnera
    Baer
    Louis
    Charles
    Walcott
    Johansson
    Patterson
    Ali
    Spinks bros
    Douglas

    Don’t believe any of those would beat me up just for accidentally spilling my pint on their lap. Some might even buy me a replacement pint.
     
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  8. fists of fury

    fists of fury Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Baer... I think he'd find it quite funny.
     
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  9. Saintpat

    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Dempsey.

    Then I’d tell him to go fetch me another. And hop to it.
     
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    willcross Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Holyfield for me
     
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    djanders Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Tommy Burns. He was small enough, and I'm large enough, that I might have a chance of getting away alive. Aside from that, I would apologize, offer to pay to have the pants cleaned or replaced, and hope for good humor on Tommy's part. :cool:

    It's too bad this couldn't have happened after Tom was older. I'm big enough that I could have told him I'm Jess Willard, the one who beat Johnson. That might have slowed him down a little.
     
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  12. Flash24

    Flash24 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Most of the better heavyweights in history probably forgives a person who did that,most of them were good men outside the ring.
    But Liston, young Foreman, and Tyson, have a real quick apology, because if you don't, something real bad may happen to you.
     
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    The wrong answers: John L Sullivan, Jack Johnson, Sonny Liston, 70's Foreman, Larry Holmes, Mike Tyson, Riddick Bowe, Michael Moorer, Shannon Briggs and MAYBE Rocky Marciano, Vitali Klitschko and Tyson Fury depending on their moods.
     
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    mr. magoo VIP Member Full Member

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    For some reason I think Muhammad Ali and Wladimir Klitschko would be more tolerant than most. Probably because they would have the brains to realize it was an accident
     
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  15. Saintpat

    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Larry may or may not hit you.

    But watch out for that dropkick.
     
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