WBC is cool org. They had removed belt from fight Glowacki vs Briedis and last opponent WBC champ in Makabu had in the ring was 40 y.o Durodola version. God bless competitive professional boxing.
The WBC confirmed reports today that they've issued a new belt for the upcoming fight between Dave Allen and A N Other. The Mauricio Sulaiman blessed relief belt is a unique creation which celebrates the moment when WBC President Mauricio Sulaiman found relief from a troubling bout of constipation. The quick thinking Boxing organisation supremo saved the offending turd and it now holds pride of place on the latest belt to grace this most prestigious of boxing organisations. Boxing fans who are worried that the flow of belts may inevitably slow at some point were reassured by Sulaiman that there's plenty more where that came from and that it would be his pleasure to continue the tradition of producing a belt twice a day and three times on Fridays from now until the end of time.
I wouldnt mind that **** if they didnt charge the fighters sanctioning fees for it but those crooks would never do something like that.
Can I trade the WBA Unicorn belt for it? Would it be an even trade or should I have to throw in hubcaps to a ‘86 Nissan?
WBA and WBC seem to have the notion that the more belts they offer the better organisations they become.
You know where all this crap is heading right? It won't be long until we go back to "WBC Person Of Colour Title" No whites will be allowed to win it and sanctioning fees will be paid by all other White WBC Champions as a form of reparations.
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