Ren TV: Vitaly Viktorovich Kudukhov vs. Guillermo Agustín Jones RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Davydova is one dirty bird - she lined up a pool-cue right hand into the rear of Taysaeva-Smyslova's head while her back was turned, and the ref was just like 'nah you can't do that'. :lol: Could've been a DQ!
     
  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    This has gotten very ugly, rough and clinch-y - all of which I think benefits Davydova. Gun to my head, she's up 48-47 entering the finale.
     
  3. IntentionalButt

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    Taysaeva-Smyslova gets judo-tossed onto the mat late in the 6th, and has been getting rag-dolled and battered with hooks up & down her sides before that.
     
  4. IntentionalButt

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    I was right, Davydova's physicality (regardless of the questionable legality of some of it) carried the day; she takes a UD. Not sure the scores, as I, again, don't speak any Russian.

    ...with that, I'm jumping ship temporarily onto the Dubai card, for the Mike Pérez fight.
     
  5. IntentionalButt

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    If anybody would rather watch this next battle of unknowns on the Russian undercard and would like to know who is who,

    Karen Virabovich Margaryan vs. Alisher Mukhamatolievich Ashurov, 6 rounds @ lightweight
     
  6. Pepsi Dioxide

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    I'm feeling that if Jones wins today he will be right in the WBA heavy title picture
     
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  7. IntentionalButt

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    Some weird movie being shown on Ren at the moment, with John Malkovich as the cowboy badguy...and Josh Brolin, presumably the protagonist, stalking him with a shotgun.

    edit: just Googled, this is Jonah Hex. DC comics adaptation. Confederate officer, not cowboy.
     
  8. IntentionalButt

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    2010 was peak Megan Fox. :deal:
     
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  9. IntentionalButt

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    Alright, credits on speed-roll and now it's time for boxing! :yaay
     
  10. IntentionalButt

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    I can't imagine there is much planned for the broadcast aside from just the main event. The prelims stream on YouTube showed almost every bout listed on BoxRec - and besides, the current local time in Moscow is 11:03pm.


    edit: oh wait, forgot about the Viacheslav Datsik freakshow. They'll be showing his fight as the lead-in, but of course it wasn't listed on BoxRec as I'm fairly certain all of his boxing matches have been 'exhibitions', or at least unsanctioned. For the uninitiated: Datsik is a crazy-ass hulking Neo-Nazi (weighing 320lbs at 6'1") who used to compete in kickboxing and MMA when not in jail or living the fugitive life. :sisi1
     
  11. IntentionalButt

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    Denis Vildanov vs. Bruce Khlebnikov, ?? rounds @ heavyweight
     
  12. IntentionalButt

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    Vildanov is an enormously obese (6'3", 485lb) pro MMA fighter with a 1-0 record in that sport.

    Khlebnikov is a strongman, holding Guinness world records in that sport.

    Needless to say, bit of a contrast in physiques here. :lol:
     
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    Who wins Butterbean or Russian Butterbean. Epic fighter!
     
  14. IntentionalButt

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    Hectic first round, just Vildanov wading in throwing haymakers and Khlebnikov doing his best to retreat and block.
     
  15. From.Russia

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    Datsik called himself "The red hound, son of Svarog". Svarog according to wikipedia: "
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    with unclear functions", ahahahaha