Roberto Duran (without fear) vs Mike Tyson

If the ref doesn't have a quick whistle Tyson literally hospitalizes or kills him.

 

Everybody who wasn't scared of Tyson beat him.

Buster Douglas knocked him out in 10, surely Duran can do it in 7

 

An excellent suggestion. I learned from the best poster on the site . Duran would absolutely school Mike Tyson. It's just no comparison. Tyson feasted on taller guys, he never fought a shorter super infighter, Duran is all wrong for him.

Not sure about a cigar but i will be waving around that blunt you smoked when you made this thread.

 

No way Tyson beats Fearless Duran. Duran would dominate him from the start and knocks him out in 5

 

1979 Duran would laugh at Mike's attempts at intimidation.

 

Duran KO at the press conference.

 

First of all, I did not know I was a forumite. I am adding that to my business card! As much as I love Roberto Duran, a prime Mike Tyson coming out in round 1 the way prime Mike Tyson did, finishes the fight with his first solid hard shot. After all, fear may have given Tyson's opponents no chance of winning but it was Tyson' power that knocked them out.

 

Danny Williams did it in 4 so Duran does it in 2.

 

A troll/ironic post, but a nice one which I appreciate.

 

I'll just round off. Imagine the physics of a 220 pound boxer who hit as hard as Mike landing a flush shot on the side of a one hundred fifty pound boxer's head. The G force would literally lift him off the ground.

 

Bill Clinton waved an unlit cigar whilst opining on something altogether different from boxing though a box was involved.

But that’s beside the point.

Can Roberto beat Mike? Duran knocked out a HORSE. Nuff said.

Is that a nay or neigh I hear you say? No matter, it’s a fact straight from the horse’s mouth.

Mike can’t survive Hands of Stone and if Mike himself turns up stoned, well, all the more easy for Roberto.

Duran gives Tyson the Moore treatment - thumbs, laces, you name it - and he also has a ref who’s a family friend on hand to turn a blind eye.

A mangled Mike is KO’d in round 8.

Either that or he cries No Mas prior to in order to avoid the ultimate humiliation of being KO’d by a mere Lightweight.

There is of course another option - Mike could force a DQ by biting Roberto but he knows that Duranimal will only bite him back harder and better - Roberto is not only fearless but he’s a scary little man in his own right. In the ring, there is in fact a pungent smell of fear but it’s emanating from Mike’s own boxing trunks.

For the so called Baddest Man on the planet, ALL roads lead to resounding and embarrassing defeat.

Mike tries to give the crazy little guy a congratulatory hug but Roberto shoves him away, gives Mike the finger before defiantly grabbing his crotch in a show of unbridled machismo.