Ali vs Tyson, but the broadcast team is horrible

Two questions:

1) How much PPV money would you pay to watch Ali vs Tyson in their primes?

2) How much PPV money would you pay for the same fight, but the HBO commentary team consists of Charlie Zelenoff, a spokesperson for the wing of the British Medical Association that wants boxing banned, a Miss America winner who has never watched any sports, and a professor of Near Eastern Studies who delivers his commentary entirely in Sumerian?

 

$200 with good announcers. If for some reason the PPV was per viewer then I would also pay $200 for my son. So, I guess $400 total. I would pay $150 ($75 per person) with the sound off if the announcers are that truly horrid.

 

$200 sounds reasonable. I'd pay an extra $15-$30 for that commentary dream team.

 

I knew there would be at least one.

 

He beat me to it. How much I pay depends on whether I can see it later somewhere free.
But I might pay 50% more for the surreal anti-intuitive commentators.

 

I'd pay and then watch it with the sound turned off. I've done that before when I considered the blow by blow account simply an irritant and hindrance to me enjoying the fight.

 

I’d pay whatever. Who cares about the announcing crew? I’d put it on mute and just watch.

 

Since we're using time machines to do this, extra $100 if they grab Cosell and have him announce it.

 

1) I would pay $300 if I knew both were in shape and there was no funny business/bribing going on.

2) it would make zero difference. Just tune them out or put it on mute. Or play some DMX songs as the fight take place.

 

I'd pay £50 for the first and £100 for the second option

That team would be a big improvement over what us British fans typically get.

 

Put Robinson against Hagler on the undercard and you get my coin.

 

Is Miss America going to attend au naturale, sing the national anthem and double as the Ring Card Girl?

I’m hoping for a distance fight then, - ALL 12 glorious rounds, or are we going the old school route of 15 rounds - please say it is? I’m breaking open my Piggy Bank right now and starting a Go Fund me page. Fook PPV, I want ringside.

 

Tyson vs Ali would be a tragedy think of all the polite debates we’d miss out on. Let’s also use a different fight because I’m a delicate snowflake. If you gave me Chang vs Yuh I’d cut out one of my kidney’s myself and present it to you. Even if it meant Lampley the fool, clown king himself narrated the rest of my life

 

As if the fight happening in any way stops people debating it.

 

The cringe self-identification as British.

For the record my ideal announcement team would be Mike Tyson, Snoop Dogg and Bill Burr.