Eddie Hearn planned for all of this

Aged... you make it sound like there's a massive age gap, Joshua is 33 this year and Usyk 35.

 

Of course. He's probably the one who told Poutine Ukraine was ripe for the taking and the time is now. Hear is behind everything, it is known.

 

Eddie called his old pal Volodya and said he had "a hypejob who can't be trained" but Putin heard him ask for "a hit job on Ukraine" and that's how this whole thing started.

 

WOW

LOL

 

well, I’ve seen some contrived theories that’d make a contortionist wince but as getting your excuses in early goes this one’s a brarmer

 

A remix is in order:

In Dallas they blamed Oswald,
For killing Kennedy,
But wise folks here know better,
The shooter was Eddie,

When faking moon landings,
Some crazies blame Kubrick,
Still wise folks here know better,
They blame the Matchroom *****,

If billy jo tests positive,
And blames a nasal spray,
Well wise folks here know better,
Blame Hearn you'll hear them bray,

Coronavirus laid us low,
Some fools think nature's work,
Yet wise folks here know better,
Twas Eddie Hearn the jerk,

War has come to the Ukraine,
The naive ones blame Vlad,
But wiser heads are all clued in,
The culprit's Barry's lad,

So pick any conspiracy,
And soon you'll likely learn,
That wise folks here will claim it is,
The work of Eddie Hearn,

 

'Strike him down and I will exercise the rematch clause (and associated options on subsequent fights see paragraph 6B section 4) and make more money than you could possibly imagine!

 

Don King says hi