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As much respect as I have for the great Jose Napoles, but "Mantequilla" is a nickname that doesn't intimidate anyone...

 

Acelino 'Popo' Freitas. Freitas admitted to being breast fed until he was 6 or 8 years old. The term 'Popo' is Portugese slang for the sucking sound a baby makes while nursing.

 

Muhammad Ali's original nickname ("The Louisville Lip") was rather un-intimidating.

 

Ok, close the thread. This is the winner.

And...what the actual hell is wrong with his mom...?!

 

Floyd "Money" Mayweather
"Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather

 

Ray Windmill White.

 

Pernell “Sweet Pea” Whitaker?

“Porky” Flynn.

 

Your thinking of a different type of windmill! Haha

 

Six heads. Like what?

 

OMG!

 

Y’all may scoff but breast fed fighters are the toughest. The longer they stay on the nip, the tougher they become.

I’m surprised no one has quoted the old boxing axiom - “The longer you suckle, the less chance you’ll buckle”

Cus D’Amato highjacked the phrase but it was originally coined by Jack Blackburn - at least that’s the earliest known time when the phrase first appeared in print as a quote.

I can only assume Dillian Whyte’s Mum was having none of it and put him straight onto formula.

Consider milk directly consumed from the breast as THE breakfast of Champions. And, if your Mum’s taking PEDs at the same time….well, there you go…

 

I have come up with the perfect diet for boxers.

Breakfast: glass of water, big bowl of wheeties with F cup, PED enhanced breast milk, and a side of scrambled eggs.

Lunch: blueberries (for the coveted Marciano stamina), burritos with tainted meat (for that Canelo strength)

Dinner: Burgers cooked on the George Foreman grill (for strong bones and balance), plenty of broccoli and rice (for Mayweather like reflexes).

Desert: Milk shake with more PED enhanced, F cup breast milk, and a line of coke for that Tyson Fury durability and jittery movements.

Keep this diet up for a full training camp and your boxer would literally be unstoppable.

 

Jerry "Wimpy" Halstead
"Fat" Willie Meehan
Carlos "Bolillo" Gonzalez (Bolillo is a common pastry in Mexico)
Georges "Orchid Man" Carpentier
Tiger "Georgia Deacon" Flowers
Young "King of the Drakebreaks" Stribling
Frank "The Harlem Coffee Cooler" Craig
Joel "El Cepillo" Casamayor (the brush)
Tony "The Punching Postman" Thornton
Darnell "Ding-a-Ling" Wilson
Fred "The Rochester Plasterer" Fulton

 

Non genuine breast milk and it’s derivatives still have their benefits but it’s not quite the same as the Real McCoy. Birdy Num-Num.

Excellent expansion for the whole day diet.

You definitely had me at F-Cup - and buying in bulk is cheaper anyways. We could push all the way down the alphabet to ZZZ - which does actually exist. Enough for even your friends to come over and partake in a group brunch.

 

George “Tire Iron” Jones.

Ooh, so scary, ain’t you George?

Drop the “Iron”’and then show us what you’ve got.

Oh, okay, knuckle dusters as a backup. Sweet. Sh*t, that hurt!