Ali vs Tyson, but the broadcast team is horrible

Largest empire in world history bro!

 

Ali-Tyson would probably be around $100 I guess. Mayweather-Pacquiao was $90 I think. I would pay the $100 although I think there are a lot of historical matchups that would be better fights.

Charlie Zelenoff would spend the whole time talking about his imaginary career, and Kim Kardashian. She actually has a restraining order on him for stalking her.

 

I'd pay any amount, and I couldn't give a **** about who's commentating.
This fight would bring me utmost joy twice:
- when Tyson poleaxes Ali
- when I get to see the desperation and utter shock on the face of Ali fanboys

 

A pole axe is a long rangy weapon. Why on earth would you use that metaphor for Tyson?

 

Cause Ali would go down like a large tree after Tyson hits him.

 

1) Illegally stream.

2) £150

 

You don't use poleaxes to cut down trees.

 

Well, not now, cause we have chainsaws, but in the past they used them.

 

They were an infantry weapon. A type of polearm. They were not a forestry management tool.

 

Tyson and Snoop together commentating on a fight would be hilarious.

 

If we are doing Ali dream fights, I'd like to see Prime Ali vs Prime Holmes. Would be a fantastic fight, and would go the distance so we'd get our money's worth.

 

When I answered your question, I assumed you were talking about Mike Tyson, right ?!?
Or was it Tyson Fury ?

 

If I was running a network I would have a serious commentary team and a comedy commentary team and never would they meet.

 

To what extent would you encourage the two teams to **** talk each other?