Butterbean vs Marvin Hagler

Come on man.

 

Dusty Rhodes?

 

I’m going with Bean Fart. He could sit on Hagler and let one rip until Hagler taps out like in MMA

 

He`d certainly win an MMA fight v Hagler.

 

He’d eat a bowl of beans, two dozen eggs, ten sausage Paddies and Chug two gallons of orange juice before fighting Hagler. The second Marvin hits him in the body he’d instantly regret it as a cloud of greenish yellow gas errupts from bean’s shorts and creates a mass death tragedy in the arena

 

Hagler would smoke him. Easily.

 

Hagler would dominate him.

 

Nah I don’t think so. In order to beat the king of the beans you had to be an ATG like Kenny Craven or Billy Zumbrun. Hagler doesn’t make that cut. As soon as beam was told he’d be fighting a prime Hagler he would think they meant “ prime rib “ and proceed to devour him

 

Too small.

 

Only if Bean doesn`t hit him.

 

Hagler would decimate him.

 

Bean hit harder than Hagler.

 

George Foreman hit harder than Muhammad Ali

 

Yes Hagler certainly has a conscience...
But with his admantine chin, does Marvelous survive the blast?
Maybe since he is so close it is like being in the eye of the storm which he can weather?

Also what is the verdict?
Is it a no contest because of the unnatural disaster?
Or is the referee a stickler for details, & they have to fight on?
Does Bean go down for the count from that first stomach shot, &/or get knocked out by his own toxic gas?

Is Hagler like one of the few buildings somehow standing in the wake of the slightly power powerful bombs that hit Hiroshima & Nagasaki, so he wins?
If the ref dies in the poison fumes, is Hagler later declared the winner because video evidence reveals that Bean stays down, or is it the other way around, & *

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is immune to his own accidental attack?

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