Which all time greats would you like to see battle in a Spaghetti Western?

Which all time greats would you like to see battle in a Spaghetti Western? Remember the vintage Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western's where it was 100 plus temperatures outside with Eastwood wearing his long Poncho, he was titled the Man With No Name. Who would you like to see go against each other in a boxing duel? Larry Holmes against Tyson Fury or someone like Jose Mantequilla Napoles vs The Body Snatcher Mike McCallum. Let's hear some boxing duels in the hot desert.

 

No Angel (Lee Van Cleef) Eyes?

Good Post Michael Mullen.

 

Maybe we could cast Mike Tyson in a Sombrero, dressed in his black colored shoes and trunks with that menacing smile with his Gold tooth. I suppose his adversary in this western could be Evander Holyfield with his bald head, his sour puss look, wearing the trunks that he wore against Dwight Muhammad Qwai in July 1986, both staring each other down in a Saloon with Kevin Rooney as the bartender, who serves them Miller Light Beer in case of a commercial, the sheriff would be Mills Lane. Let's Get It On ! by the great Marvin Gaye is playing on the Victrola. They are serving the patrons Fried Shark, the one that Mike killed. The dancing Saloon girls are Robyn Givens and her looney mother Ruth Roper, who are Gold Digging the other patrons. The preacher on hand is George Foreman, who is hanging out with his altar boy Oscar De La Hoya, he begins to read a story about Johnny Appleseed spreading his seeds. Just then a man by the name of Jimmy Young begins to jump rope repeating out loud, Rope A Dope to Foreman. WWE's The Undertaker is also on hand in case of a gunfight. Crooked referee Octavio Meyran is at the craps table, playing cards with James Buster Douglas, who has Naughty Polly The Parrot perched on his shoulder as he plays cards, they are playing a card game called Long Count, the winner can use 10 cards. The winner of the game is awarded a mouthpiece once used in a duel in Tokyo, Japan. Just then Oliver McCall begins to play Roy Orbison's, Crying Over You with his guitar, tears are streaming from his eyes for special effects, just then a canoe boat is lowered to the ground, it has been lowered by Lennox Lewis.

 

Thanks buddy, I tried to use relevant situations plus the fighters involved in them. Sometimes everyone is too serious and tense, we need some humor to melt the ice and have a few laughs.