Which all time greats would you like to see battle in a Spaghetti Western?

Foreman is the lovable preacher but if someone is causing too much of a ruckus he has to show the hand of god, Ali rolls in like the Persian from 300 having spent his exile being trained by Cus

 

Notably, it seemed Ali liked his westerns and idolised Clint somewhat.

On the Frost show in ‘69 on which both appeared as guests, it appeared that Ali might’ve been a bit more star struck than Clint.

Ali looked even more impressed when Clint proved that he knew how to punch a speed bag.

@Marvelous_Iron - LOL, true, as per God’s will, Minister Monko’s hands can heal but if spiritually directed the other way, they can very much hurt also - . Monko, of course, being very much an Old Testament guy with some free licence applied.

An eye for any eye? Hell no. Monko’s creed is: you touch my eye and I’ll take your whole head off.

Ah, wait for it, that Fancy Dan Jimmy Young, dressed to the nines, has just rode into town on his horse named Palomino.

Preacher Monko’s eyes narrow wirh due suspicion and wariness. What’s a guy like Young doing in these parts, what does he want?

To advertise who’s the boss, Monko suddenly wheels around and knocks out the horse tied up next to him.

Jimmy, still atop his horse, shakes his head smiling softly to himself before doffing his black hat and saying a friendly “Howdy” to a now simmering Monko.

 

Lol!
Greg Haugen wearing a jumbo stetson hat and leather vest rides in on an Appaloosa next to his best friend and renegade Indian Marvin Camel who is riding in on a Quarter horse.
They Are somwhere in between Tombstone Az and El Paso Tx when they find a small town to rehydrate in (get drunk).
They both walk through the swinging doors and into the "No Way Out Saloon" .
"Two Whiskeys!" Haugen demands from the bartender.
Suddenly another renegade Indian named Henry Armstrong locks eyes with Marvin Camel. With no words spoken they both pull their Bowie knives only armstrong being smaller and quicket finds his mark leaving Camel lifeless.
Haugen is forced to honor Camels death but realizes he has no bullets for his single action Colt revolver. At this exact time Armstrong realizes he is unable to dislodge his Bowie from Camels chest plate.
Left with only their fist they both agree what is to be the first lightweight bout in the SouthWest.
The town assembles in an abandoned barn and Haugen vs Armstrong step into a 18ft empty horse stable to battle fist vs fist, man vs man...Standby for chapter 2 lol!

 

By all means Rich. Work in freckled Bob Fitz as the town’s “smithy” also if you want.

 

Lol!! Maybe you can add 'The Foxy Boxy Ring Girl Brothel.'

 

Very good Rich.

Though you left out Goldie De La Hoya, saloon/brothel owner, operator and entertainer in all regards.

One of Goldie’s girls - purddy little Sweet Pea was badly cut up by Iran The Blade Barkley given she made some unsavoury comments re the Blades manhood which made Iran Irate.

Goldie put together some big $$$ for a contract killer to take the Blade out. Hungry gun for hire James Toneless took up on the offer and he’s just a few days ride away - trouble is a brewin’.

James calling card reads: Have Food, Will Travel. The emblem on his holster is a chicken drum stick. Every time James sets to mount, his horse quivers.

Sheriff @djanders is mighty nervous.

Toneless has also heard about Preacher Monko’s lean, mean grilling contraption - he plans to check it out when he’s in town - per Drs orders, Toneless has been told to shed some pounds stat.

 

100 plus temp ?

Saldivar v McGuigan going 15 rounds with Dave Paris ref , Launch the lifeboats someone's getting drown .

 

Lmfao!!!

 

That’s an entertaining post but no need throw shade at De La Hoya. I think we’ve heard them all by now.

 

Really? It’s a lighthearted thread. No shade. Would you prefer I waxed lyrical about Cleveland Williams’ oiled pecs or being hugged by Sonny Liston or the like - have we had enough of that already, perhaps? Dude….some consistency….