Benn fails drug test

Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by themaster999, Oct 5, 2022.

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What excuse will be used for the failed test??

Poll closed Oct 13, 2022.
  1. Kid Galahads brother spiked his protein shake

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  2. Conor benn 'accidentally' took his sisters fertility pill, he thought it was a paracetamol

    31 vote(s)
    53.4%
  3. No case to answer. Completely reasonable to be seeing a testosterone specialist 4 hours away

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    37.9%
  1. Punchdrunk1

    Punchdrunk1 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Maybe VADA have been hit hard by the cost of living crisis and re-used a container for Benn's test that had previously been used to store clomid in?
    Sounds perfectly reasonable to me
     
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    aaaaa Ash banned Full Member

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    Got drug tested pretty much every week for about 7 years when I worked on site and luckily one never got contaminated by a women’s fertility drug.
     
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    Sounds more reasonable that he was just cheating.

    They’re not doing a covid test bought off eBay to see whether someone can have the week off work or not, it’s a highly scientific test to help protect people’s lives.
     
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  4. dannyboy147

    dannyboy147 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Imagine Benn in his next fight, blood poring from his nose and his cut man sticks a couple of tampons in his nostrils (that were taken from Benns handbag).
     
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    Punchdrunk1 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Benn's food diary has been leaked-
    Breakfast 18 eggs
    Brunch 10 eggs
    Dinner 27 eggs
    Mid afternoon snack 14 eggs
    Tea 39 eggs
    Supper 14 eggs
     
  6. Punchdrunk1

    Punchdrunk1 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Conor has also stated he refuses to eat eggs with the British lion mark as they have it in for him cos they don't like his dad
     
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    Eggs benedict with a dusting of clomifene.
     
  8. TBC-ASAP

    TBC-ASAP Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Have you ever had 210 eggs a week like Conor does though?
     
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    TBC-ASAP Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Stoked for him producing a Morrison shopping history with 20,000 eggs purchased over a 6 month period.
     
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  10. Astro

    Astro Boxing Addict Full Member

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    It sounds like a plausible and reasonable explanation. I could almost hear Eddie Hearn say that :)
     
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    Spencer Oliver has gone completely over to the other side to compensate for the backlash he got for the AJ post fight b*locks he was talking.

    Also with his employers being Sky and Talksport, he doesn't need Hearn or Matchroom like before.
     
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  12. CutThroatFade

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    Just seen a clip of a Spencer Oliver interview on TikTok where he misinterpret’s Benn saying he was having 30 eggs a week as 30 eggs a day and goes on a bizarre rant about how that is not humanly possible.

    Easily one of the thickest c*nts in the sport.
     
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    Was creasing at that. 30 eggs a day :lol:
     
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  14. Astro

    Astro Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I know a male porn actor and he told me that up to filming - approx. 2 days before - he ate 8 raw eggs a day and I remember him telling me that he had problems and started vomiting.

    Doesn't sound very likely that Conor Benn ate that many eggs.
     
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    The guy meant testicles