What would the mob stand to gain by having Sonny Liston whacked?

Their advert offers late nights and a full bar. If the ladies are of the quality they claim, I would expect to achieve nothing less than the latter at some point in the night. Do they offer the usual 14-day loan outs that other libraries do?

 

Yes, but sadly there is a late fee for late returns

 

If all else fails their pool table is only a little crooked.

 

I bet there is. Makes it very hard for slow readers like myself. I like to take my time, no rush, absorb it all in. Suffice to say, I’m a snooker man myself.