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Who wins?

  1. I win.

    14.8%
  2. Burns wins.

    14.8%
  3. Burns wins easily. Ridiculous question.

    51.9%
  4. I've competed before, and Burns STILL wins easily. Ridiculous question.

    18.5%
  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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  2. BCS8

    BCS8 VIP Member

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    Tommy Burns whoops me because he's an actual fighter. Now if grappling and kicks in the nuts are allowed then my chances go up by at least 2%
     
  3. BCS8

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    Damn he only weighed 168lb? 5'7? He still wins but there's an outside chance I won't be completely embarrassed :deal:
     
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  4. McGrain

    McGrain Diamond Dog Staff Member

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  5. Melankomas

    Melankomas Corbett beats your favourite fighter

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    Burns didn't even look that bad, he'd whip my ass
     
  6. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    I would box jab, spin him around so that his underpants begin to fall off, alarming the fans, then I would rub his head like The Three Stooges would, then make a wish on his head, and say On Guard. Ha Ha.
     
  7. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    Lol good tactics Richard!!
     
  8. InMemoryofJakeLamotta

    InMemoryofJakeLamotta I have defeated the great Seamus Full Member

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    There was a poster on here who said he could beat Dempsey or other old timers. I forget who it was.
     
  9. KasimirKid

    KasimirKid Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Oh sure, I could defeat Tommy Burns, no problem. At checkers. He's just a little fellow. Being about 5 inches taller, I would have a much better overview of the checker board.
     
  10. Vic The Gambler

    Vic The Gambler Active Member Full Member

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    Well let’s just say I think if I was in my prime and the fight was today, 1950s rules, in Tommy’s current physical condition, I’d probably win a split decision…!
     
  11. Blofeld

    Blofeld Active Member Full Member

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    :D:D:D
     
  12. Blofeld

    Blofeld Active Member Full Member

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    There's always one!
     
  13. Blofeld

    Blofeld Active Member Full Member

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    Yes I mean if you are a black belt in Karate 10th Dan then I suppose you have a chance if it's a free for all :D
     
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    Spreadeagle Active Member Full Member

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    Er.............NO !
     
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  15. Blofeld

    Blofeld Active Member Full Member

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    I think whoever is the current UK Southern Area Minimum weight champ would beat me in about 5 seconds.
     
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