Give Mike Tyson a better nickname.

Piranha Mike

 

Mike "The Cannibal" Tyson

 

Midget Mike.

Tiny Destroyer.

But if I had to choose a serious one:
"Nuclear" or "Atomic" Tyson.

 

Dynamite Mike is a good one

 

Alternatively you could go with something like Mike "the tank" Tyson. That would be fitting.

Or titanium Tyson. Or Mike the howitzer Tyson.

 

Agreed

 

It's "Iron hoof" which means = po**

That's Cockney rhyming slang i'm from London so.

 

It's Cockney Rhyming slang a very old term and the proper term is "iron hoof" which = po**

I doubt anyone uses that term today unless it's older generation, and it's only primarily used in London.

 

"Lisp Assassin" aka - lith- uh-thathin.

 

I can't understand modern brits anyway. They are apparently talking english but it beats me what half the kids are saying. Then again I've been told that I sound like some upper crust Brit with a carrot up his arse so ...

 

Thread sucks

He's already Kid Dynamite anyway

 

Dynamite Mike Tyson, because he fought like a keg of Dynamite, ready to explode on his opponents.

 

Is that your suggested alternate nickname for Mke Tyson, Mcvey, or have you taken great exception to williams0504's post?

 

Hannibal Lector. He had good nicknames tbh I can't think of anything better.