I'll take Robinson. I know, I know, I'm going out on a limb and I'm probably a fool but I am sticking with Ray.
Your account must be some top secret sociological experiment to see how much awful takes the person can deal with seeing or something. Especially with that name, this has to be an inside joke no one else is in. I refuse you to believe you are real. I think too highly of humanity for me to think you are sincere with your posts.