Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua vs. Robert Gabriel Helenius

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AJ or The Nordic Nightmare?

Poll closed Aug 12, 2023.
  1. Joshua on points

    7.9%
  2. Joshua by stoppage

    74.6%
  3. Draw

    3.5%
  4. Helenius on points

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Helenius by stoppage

    14.0%
  1. GGGfans

    GGGfans Active Member Full Member

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    No to be Whyte's replacement.
     
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  2. Pepsi Dioxide

    Pepsi Dioxide Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Hell yea keeping the hrgybear name alive anjawnaymiz. All credit to you
     
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  3. Curlew

    Curlew Active Member Full Member

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    I'm not sure I could be less impressed by any of these proposals if the contract was written in excrement on my nan's grave. Should have let Ruiz have another go. Or put AJ in the ring against his own demons, or have him fight a black bear or something. Anything but Helenius or Chisora.
     
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  4. Pepsi Dioxide

    Pepsi Dioxide Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Setting, podium at Match room HQ, Eddie Hearn and Anthony Joshua are standing front and center to make an announcement on AJs next fight

    Hearn: "I've reviewed all of the boxers putting their hat in the AJ sweepstakes as a late replacement. After a thorough review I have decided AJ will fight.....me"

    Joshua looks in utter shock as Hearns slaps him across the face

    "I MADE YOU AJ AND BY GOD I CAN BREAK YOU"
     
  5. Pepsi Dioxide

    Pepsi Dioxide Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Saturday, fight night:

    AJ is announced and arrives to the ring to ready fight Eddie Hearn

    Hearn appears on the giant Hearnatron "AJ you didn't really think I'd make it that easy for you now did you?, before we fight why don't we give you a warmup. Let me introduce you to a few friends of mine"

    Hearns stooges "Babic & Wardley" blindside AJ and powerbomb him through a table. Ak and Barak are stunned.
     
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  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Velocitous Vehicle moving the goalposts. :mad:
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Posh dosser's on island time...doesn't realize the UK isles aren't what's supposed to be meant by that phrase. :sisi1
     
  8. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    They managed to find someone even worse than Whyte

    What an achievement

    Eddie hearn is a bum and AJ is a bigger bum who will act like he's jesus after he KO's another bum.
     
  9. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Is failing this drug test Whyte's most relevant action ever?

    I'm not even being facetious, in terms of ripple effect and word of mouth buzz this eclipses all his fights. Can't remember him putting this many eyes on the sport.
     
  10. Redbeard7

    Redbeard7 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    It's not a crazy idea. It was certainly Jarrell Miller's most relevant action, producing one of the greatest upsets (certainly the funniest). Getting sparked by 40+ Povetkin was also big imo as it's one of the best heavyweight wins for a fighter in that age bracket.
     
  11. Perkin Warbeck

    Perkin Warbeck Boxing aficionado Full Member

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    And yet Tyson "Belly" Fury has been ducking Joshua for years.

    Who is the worst disgrace in boxing: Tyson Fury or Dilian Whyte?
     
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    Redbeard7 Boxing Addict Full Member

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  13. Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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  14. GGGfans

    GGGfans Active Member Full Member

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  15. Thunderstorm

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