Holyfield vs. Tyson in a street fight

This might actually give the advantage to Holyfield. Now he can headbutt as much as he pleases, without having to worry about Tysonites bitching about it!

However, Mike can also go for the ears without being DQ'd. Still favour Evander tho

 

I’d favour Butt Boy over Ear Muncher.

Holyfield not only fouled in the ring but he did it very well. Evander was also a touch more subtle than Mike in execution of said fouls.

However, in a street fight it won’t matter if the fouls (as otherwise deemed in boxing) are subtle or blatant. More scope for Evander to expand upon his less savoury weapons and executions of choice.

Evander is an Old Testament guy.

Without having to worry about flying under the radar with his own fouls, Holyfield will go lobe for lobe, whole ear for whole ear etc…whatever it takes.

He’ll go full Hannibal Lecter if the situation demands it. He’ll bring Fava beans as a side and Chianti to wash it all down with.

Based on his “harnessed” efforts in the ring, I think he’d do it all a whole lot better than Mike could do when not restricted by any rules or, at least, when not fighting under the pretence that he is deferring to any rules.

In street fighting terms, to see Evander use the head and fist of God for the simultaneous head butt and nut sack punch was a thing of beauty. He gained entry into the hallowed halls of boxings dirtiest fighters with that little 1-2.

And, to get away with it in the boxing ring clearly shows that Evander knew exactly how to “work it”, notwithstanding the environment.

 

Lol! Sounds like a great Promo! I can see it now in big bright graffiti spray paint letters - Butt Boy vs Ear Muncher for all the street cred in the world!

 

Tyson, from the enviroment.

 

Tyson was the kid that got bullied and had his lunch money stolen. The tough guy shtick is just a facade.

 

Deal. You pick a wall, style, colouring, font size etc. and I’ll meet you there with the spray cans.

 

Holyfield would come dressed as a giant sized Pigeon. Mike wouldn’t have the heart to hurt him - then cheeky Evander would proceed to **** all over him.

 

The Library has a great big wall that I think would be perfect. And the strippers could act as ring girls...wait there's no rounds in a street fight...that's ok there will be strippers anyway.

 

But, was that pre or post pigeon incident?

 

It doesn't really matter, people don't change.

 

Tyson would bite his whole face off.

 

I guess you all consider Evander to be the tougher person. I can't disagree. Mike is like a little boy. He cries easily. That's how I think this one would end. I've never seen Holyfield cry.

 

I hadn't thought of that. You're probably right.