Oleksandr Usyk Versus Joe Bugner

Could Joe go the distance?

 

If Joe could go the distance with Ali, Frazier and his son then I don't see why he wouldn't go the distance against Usyk

 

Yes, but he'd loose the decision by a comfortable margin that no one would seriously question.

 

Bugner fought Marvis Frazier??

 

Yes and there's no doubt in my mind.

 

Very late in his career.

 

Probably he could since he was a good defensive fighter and Usyk is not a bomber.

 

Roosters used to try to hump Usyk's hands when he was growing up. He didn't even live near a farm. They would come from miles around to find him. "Look at the feathers on that." they would whisper to their friends. His family thought it would stop when he hit puberty and began to strike harder with those feather fists of his... but it never did. He grew up tall and he grew up big but he grew up with the kind of fistic feathers that make hens blush and Roosters crow for mercy from all over future and present Russia, regardless of whatever they want to name it locally, there.

That, my friends, is why Joe Bugner would likely fly all over that coop until sundown, when Usyk's hotazz feathery extremities roost for the night and the decision is read out, by none other than THE Foghorn Leghorn, who will have a full-on erection, because those fists are still feathery fine like dandelion wine and soft like the petals of a flowery...flower's... petal. Hot.

 

I mean, it's hot if you're a rooster. I don't find it hot. I'm talking about how roosters find hen-like things hot. This has nothing to do with me.

 

Have you seen his fights with Huck, Bellew, and Dubois.

When you **** him off, he suddenly find the ability to hit hard.

 

I believe this is similar to tornados that drive bugs into the shingles on the houses in the midwest. It's a matter of an act of God, no matter how many times it happens.

 

The worst part of that is that when the bugs get embedded into the roof, the crows will pull up the roof tiles to get to them, doing damage that is virtually unrepairable expect for replacing the whole roof. Then again, if a tornado hit your house in the first place, I guess you got bigger fish to fry, or broil, as the case may be.

 

Yes Usyk is not a big puncher, although I could see a stoppage by cuts being likely because Usyk is teeing off on Bugner

 

Okay, see, it was not me who brought feathers back into it. That was you with the crows. They come in, they look for Usyk too, they're horny, they can't help it.

 

Absolutely!