The funniest/dumbest comments ever made by non-boxing fans that you have heard.

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  1. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I thought it would be fun to see what some of you guys have heard from non-boxing fans. I'll start with a few.

    1- During Calzaghe-Hopkins, i invited my cousin who knows very little of boxing, just a few guys, and told me after the fight that "MAN Calzaghe is ducking Cotto cus he knows he will lose his 0! Cotto is a beast and wont know how to handle the pressure!" My ribs were hurting from the laughter.

    2- I was watching the Pavlik-Taylor rematch with a couple of friends and when the fight was over some random dude behind me said "Pacquiao-Pavlik should be good now that he won. Pavliks strong but Pac is too fast!" hahaha

    3-My manager at a restaurant i used to work, was talking about the Mayweather-Hatton fight and said "Hatton is still very good, i remember back when i saw him in the olympics when he won a gold medal.........HAHAHAH Couldnt believe he was serious.

    4- This wasnt dumb it was just funny but my brother came back pissed because his account was overdrawn and told me "Should i just call out De la Hoya and take a 80/20 split with him? Cus i really need to pay my bills" i thought that was funny.
     
  2. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    I had a a roomate in college that when I told him Mike Grant had a Glass Jaw he thought it meant that he had an injury and literally had his jaw bone replaced with glass. :rofl :patsch
     
  3. Rilz

    Rilz Ball don't lie! Full Member

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    my girlfriend asked me if the fighters ever stop punching eachother because they feel bad for the other guy hahahah
     
  4. BewareofDawg

    BewareofDawg P4P Champ Full Member

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    Some guy at a bar once told me that Mike Tyson would have beaten a prime Muhammad Ali. I laughed in his face so hard beer came out of my nose!
     
  5. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl
    Some of the funniest comments do come from women man. My girl says the same type of stuff, she said that Pavlik looks too skinny and unhealthy to compete:lol:
     
  6. elTerrible

    elTerrible TeamElite General Manager Full Member

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    :think Sometimes they carry the other guy. Holmes vs Ali
    Im sure there are other examples
     
  7. BewareofDawg

    BewareofDawg P4P Champ Full Member

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    Your girl seems like a ****ing idiot :deal


    Just kidding :D
     
  8. freddy-wak

    freddy-wak M O D E R A T O R Full Member

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    i feel bad cause this came from my cousins man, and he aint no die hard fan, but he watches the majority of the ppv's....


    "A FREDDY, DID YOU SEE COTTO VS MARGARITO (YES), WOW, THAT GUY MARGARITO FIGHTS EXACTLY LIKE CHAVEZ, HE'S LIKE A SPLITTING IMAGE OF HIS STYLE"


    i was about to start explaining to him the differences and how far away they are from each other style-wise, but i just went ahead and kept watching the marquez vs casa fight...i didnt really feel like getting into a discussion.....
     
  9. PaddyD1983

    PaddyD1983 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Someone else: "Was Rocky a real boxer"
    Me: "Rocky Balboa? No. But he is meant to be based on Chuck Wepner"
    Someone else: "So did Chuck Wepner fight Apollo Creed in real life?"
    Me: "No. Creed is fictional as well, but Chuck Wepner fought Ali."
    Someone else: "Is Ali in Rocky?"
    Me[getting annoyed at this point]: "No but if you look now... there's Joe Frazier"
    Someone else: "Who?"
    Me: "Forget it!"
     
  10. Jack

    Jack Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    That Floyd Mayweather would beat Julio Cesar Chavez :rofl

    At least every other person mentioned in this thread knows they understand nothing about the sport...
     
  11. Addie

    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    Your cousin made a good observation. There are differences, but there were a lot of similarities between Cotto vs Margarito and Chavez vs Taylor. On the whole, he's right. :good
     
  12. LeadLeftHook

    LeadLeftHook Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Its hard to believe, but a few years back this girl who was watching a fight with me said "Are they allowed to hit on the head?" :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  13. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    She may not know **** all about boxing but she makes the effort. Thats what counts.
     
  14. BewareofDawg

    BewareofDawg P4P Champ Full Member

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    Yeah thats definitely true. Any girl that even pretends to be interested in boxing for your benefit is a cool chick. :good
     
  15. BewareofDawg

    BewareofDawg P4P Champ Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl