The funniest/dumbest comments ever made by non-boxing fans that you have heard.

Theres so many, a guy i work with said Mike Tyson fought and beat Ali to become champion, when i told them Tyson wasnt even pro when ali last fought he got kinda angry, and said i knew nothing about boxing, so i showed him there records on boxrec, he quickly said boxrec was bogus.

One of my good friends insisted that Hatton could beat Tyson,
i tried to explain that Hatton would be far to small so small
infact it wouldnt even be sanctioned, and that if by
some mad way they did fight it would last like a round tops,
my friend turned round and went "nah i dont see how,
hatton walked through tyszu's punches" i gave up talking to him
about boxing after this.

When i was at school i got into an arguement with 2 P.E teachers
around the time Lewis and Tyson fought, I said Lewis would destroy Tyson,
and they laughed at me and said Lewis would be KO'd with ease,
when i put forward my arguement they said I was talking rubbish,
i loved gloating after the fight, it was sweet.

 

isn't mike tyson still the heavyweight champion?

this was in like 2003 haha

 

someone told me that all decisions in boxing are fixed. actually, a few people have told me this. :conf

 

"Morales was not shot"

Right here in the ESB forums.

 

:huh

morales was not shot when pac beat him 2nd time

isn't that a damn fact mexican?

 

WHen my girlfriend barley started watching boxing , she would tell me "why dont the guys hit each other harder so it wont go 12 rounds and get it over with already"... i just took a long blink and told her Cuz all the Rocky movies are fake

 

some funny ones I heard from MMa fans that say boxing is too boring plus its fixed, ... the irony of this is that if a MMA fight doesn't end in the 1st round it really is boring , plus alot of the decisons i've been seeing haven't really been on point.

 

That one always cracks me up too.

 

a 5 foot 8 guy weighting 250 pounds saying he could beat up Mundine at a pub, I Laughed at him and he went off his nut and won't to fight me.

 

Dude, I owned you before you had hair one down there. RJJ is almost as overrated as your Golden Boyfriend. Tarver proved that ****. And I wiped more boxing knowledge away this AM when I took a **** than you and your crew know now, or have ever known, get used to it.

 

As weak as Canadian Beer, or as ugly as Canadian Women? Take your pick!:good

 

hatton is gonna beat floyd quoted by x amount of english people leading up to there fight

my girlfriend after a year of watching boxing with me says can you not hit the other guy in the balls

 

I have a lot of relatives who are filipino say they want to see Pacman fight Mike Tyson.

Also got in an arguement with some guy at a poker table who said Pacquiao isnt a good fighter cause he has 3 losses and that Mickey (yes he said mickey) Hatton should be #2 P4P...oh and this was like 2 years ago after the 3rd Morales fight

 

That was against Bryant Brannon I believe.

 

One idiot in a bar laughed me, when I told him what the jab is.

Then he told me that he have boxed 15 years and knows full well what the jab is. After that, he hit couple of uppercuts in air to show me what the jab look like.