The funniest/dumbest comments ever made by non-boxing fans that you have heard.

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by evalistinho, Sep 18, 2008.


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  1. berserkafied

    berserkafied Active Member Full Member

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    One of my mates is a 16st Rugby player and has never fought in his life, while watching Hatton v Mayweather he stated - "There's no way anyone under 12 stone that could KO me"....I almost pissed myself.
     
    berserkafied, Sep 24, 2008
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  2. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think I mentioned the Oscarsexual that called me a racist at the MGM Sportsbook, because I told him Oscar has problems against Black Fighters, a day before Baby Floyd schooled Oscar. But here are some memorable ones.

    1. "Oscar won the 1st 9 rounds" (Trinidad-DLH) I have been hearing this **** from Oscar semen swallowers for the past 9 years. They need to get their mouths out of Oscar's scrotum sac, and learn how to score fights.

    2. "Tyson would have beaten Ali" Maybe a shell of Ali, like the Ali that lost to Berbick. Can you imagine any version of Tyson against the Ali that schooled Liston? Or the Ali that destroyed Foreman?

    3. "Hopkins is the GOAT of the Middleweights.":yep
     
    Jack Presscot, Sep 24, 2008
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  3. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    A friend that doesn't really follow boxing:''If Bute trains really hard he can beat Mayweather''
     
    catasyou, Sep 24, 2008
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  4. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    So i dug up my old thread cus i got a good one last night. I was talking to my friend who knows absolutely nothing of boxing. He knows that im getting pumped up for Pacquiao-Hatton so he says:

    "If Pacquiao wins do you think he has the balls to beat BUSTER Hopkins? Mayweather ducked him so maybe Pacquiao will fight him. What do you think?"

    :rofl:rofl
     
    evalistinho, Apr 1, 2009
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  5. Polymath

    Polymath Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It wasn't Jeff Monson?

    This content is protected
     
    Polymath, Apr 1, 2009
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  6. tony mush

    tony mush Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    ''whos nelson mandela is that the boxer who bit your mans ear off'' by my ex girlfriend i laughed so much i cried
     
    tony mush, Apr 1, 2009
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  7. antcull

    antcull Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Some girl up he pub...

    "why don't they kick eachother as well?"

    :patsch
     
    antcull, Apr 1, 2009
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  8. UFgators

    UFgators Active Member Full Member

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    My roomate talking about Mike Tyson: "yeah he won his first 30 fights by KO even Mayweather didnt do that"

    I dont talk about boxing anymore with him.
     
    UFgators, Apr 1, 2009
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  9. dhralf

    dhralf **** the queen! Full Member

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    Ohh ****, you have stolen my story, this super comment was made by my brother...:-(
     
    dhralf, Apr 2, 2009
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  10. unclepaulie

    unclepaulie Run like an antelope! Full Member

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    After 6 rounds of Pavlik-Hopkins my one buddy was like "Oh, Kelly's just going to hit him with one shot and knock him out, like he always does."
     
    unclepaulie, Apr 2, 2009
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  11. BADINTENTIONS2

    BADINTENTIONS2 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    on the eve of kessler - calzaghe a dane who i work with (in denmark) claimed that i was crazy for taking bets on calzaghe because of "the look in kessler's eye".

    he was a barman and he wouldn't back it up with hard cash because i called his opinion out that it was based on pure uneducated nationalism - which it was.
     
    BADINTENTIONS2, Apr 2, 2009
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  12. boricua_cotto1

    boricua_cotto1 LATIN KINGS Full Member

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    lol:lol::lol: ur avatar is funny as ****
     
    boricua_cotto1, Apr 2, 2009
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  13. Pimp C

    Pimp C Too Much Motion Full Member

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    While watching the Pavlik-Lockett fight a friend of mine who's not really into boxing said that he could beat any boxer in the world from 160 and down.:lol::rofl:lol::patsch I laughed my ass off and told him Kelly would KO his ass with the first jab landed.
     
    Pimp C, Apr 2, 2009
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  14. BADINTENTIONS2

    BADINTENTIONS2 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    your mate was drinking wasnt he?
     
    BADINTENTIONS2, Apr 2, 2009
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  15. Pimp C

    Pimp C Too Much Motion Full Member

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    No we were about to go out to a nightclub so we hadn't started drinking yet.:-(
     
    Pimp C, Apr 2, 2009
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