1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

When you greet your friends and male family members with a livershot.

When you position the tv at an angle so that if you have to take a **** during the fight you can keep on watching through the bathroom mirror.

Whenever you hear the national anthem the first thing that comes to mind are the fighters warming up.

Whenever you hear someones back is hurting you ask them if its spinal.

You always shadowbox in an elevator.

 

you're really offended when someone (usually a girl) ask you if you gonna watch wrestling tonight....

 

Whenever your girl low blows you, you tell her to knock it off, next time you're gonna take a point away.

 

You know that your too much into boxing when your DVR keeps saying "you have o% disk space" and you delete your wife's "Hills " episodes in order to record those expensive PPVS!

(Watch out folks think before you do it! They get mean about that stuff! Is it really worth it? )

 

bump!

 

you can't go past a mirror without shadow boxing.

 

WORD!

 

Did he beat the count?

 

when everyone thought i was divorcing my wife listening to me yell at the TV during the Bute Andrade fight.

 

Before you make sexy time you say:

"Let's get ready to ruuuuumble!"

 

#2356 - You are running late for working because you were too busy arguing on esb.

 

You try to teach your 3 yr old niece how to do the Philly Shell

 

you like to shadowbox with your pomeranian dog, pretending that you are Marvin Hagler and she is SRL

 

''You know you're too much into boxing when...

1) You shadow box everytime you're in front of a mirror.''

Guilty, and I wouldn't even call it boxing lol!!