Teddy Atlas predicts that Rahman will stop Klitschko!

Im starting to think like Wlad raped Atlas's wife or some ****

 

First McGirt, now Atlas.
Add that to Rahman simply not being very good anymore, and I'm really scared for his health now.

 

:rofl

My thoughts exactly. Klitschko might also think about winning with Corned Beef if that's an option.

 

Talking about food, have Atlas been chewing on bad mushrooms for a few years or what?:think

 

Sh"t, I'm getting hungry.

 

They aint got pastrami in the Ukraine....Wlad is ****ed.

 

:blood That makes absolutely no sense at all. Way to butcher the english language where and just **** all over the use of metaphors.

Wladimir's Keys to victory

1. Wladimir Klistchko must find bacon

2. If there is only pastrami, he must be prepared to eat pastrami

Rahmans keys to victory

1. Rahman must not show up with bacon

2. Rahman must surprise Wlad with pastrami.

If both Pastrami and Bacon are present, then the fight shall be a war. I think

 

:blood That makes absolutely no sense at all. Way to butcher the english language and just **** all over the use of metaphors.

Wladimir's Keys to victory

1. Wladimir Klistchko must find bacon

2. If there is only pastrami, he must be prepared to eat pastrami

Rahmans keys to victory

1. Rahman must not show up with bacon

2. Rahman must surprise Wlad with pastrami.

If both Pastrami and Bacon are present, then the fight shall be a war. I think

 

Exactly. My prediction? He'll throw some turkey and ham on it, and TKO him with the "club" sandwich.

Cue the groans, but that joke was just too bad not to use.

 

Pastrami is loads better than bacon anyways.

 

Corned Beef is peasant food. I suggest he brings Parma ham to the table, then Rahmans ****ed. Which he is anyway.

Actually scrub that, Rahman is a muslim isn't he, don't bring ham or bacon or you'll get DQ'd.

Seriously though my one concern here if I was a WALDO fan (which I'm not) is that WALDO's current cautious style might lead him into the same trap that Lewis fell into.....but that was against a prime Rahman. Against this version of Rahman I doubt that could happen but I'd say that a pre-Steward WALDO would take the fight to Rahman early and just boss him like Lewis did in the rematch.

This version of Rahman has been awful for a fair few years now though and I'll be very surprised if this isn't over inside of 3 rounds, if I were going to bet on it it'd be KO2 WALDO.

 

Any predcitions on Bacon vs Pastrami in a prime for prime matchup while were at it?

 

I hope to hear the sound of this left hook again....

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I fear that this will end in as similarly quick fashion as the fall of the Rainman Ray Austin.
Rahman has looked bad in 4 of his last 6 fights and frankly I will be disappointed in Wlad if he allows it to go beyond 6 rds.

 

Atlas is trying to hit the jock pot again. Did it in DLH VS. Pac he wants it again.