Kellerman and Merchant

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by srb31079, Dec 13, 2008.


  1. srb31079

    srb31079 themarvelmarv Full Member

    714
    0
    Oct 29, 2007
    As a Brit I often get to see the post-fight interviews involving either Kellerman or Merchant. Don't HBO have anyone else and why do Kellerman and Merchant take a ****ing century to ask a meaningless question.
     
  2. bladerunner

    bladerunner El Intocable Full Member

    33,921
    135
    Jul 20, 2004
    and how about the fighters who spend most of the time giving shoutouts to the homies.
     
  3. Jeff M

    Jeff M Future ESB HOF Full Member

    27,003
    133
    Nov 22, 2008
    They both are terrible. Larry Merchant doesn't know what's going on most of the time, either does Kellerman. Fire Kellerman, Merchant retire I hope.
     
  4. sinosleep

    sinosleep GIRL=nicole whittaker Full Member

    2,398
    0
    Aug 17, 2004
    You ever disrespect Larry Legend Merchant I'm gonna **** your **** up!
     
  5. Bodysnatcher

    Bodysnatcher Boxing Junkie Full Member

    14,301
    0
    Oct 27, 2007
  6. ocelot

    ocelot Boxing Junkie Full Member

    11,122
    13
    Nov 21, 2007
    Merchant actually is quite good. But he's slow as Rachman's overhand right. Kellerman's just irritating and spews the HBO company line, whatever that may be at any given time. I think Arreola and Williams are the new HBO bitches to be hyped.
     
  7. srb31079

    srb31079 themarvelmarv Full Member

    714
    0
    Oct 29, 2007
    Well my **** hasn't been ****ed up in a while so whilst I start feeding Merchant through a straw and tie Kellerman to a lampost to scare the neighbours please feel free.
     
  8. heehoo

    heehoo TIMEXICAH! Full Member

    3,763
    13
    Feb 16, 2008
    I don't care if Merchant is a slow as a snail in a race against a rabbit, the guy is still great to listen to, still asks the tough questions, and and is an institution in boxing.

    Kellerman is a bit raw, but give him time.
     
  9. eze

    eze Everybody Know Me Full Member

    45,885
    3
    Aug 7, 2004

    Because most of the time they are asking a fighter whos head has been being hit for the past such odd minutes. They need to go a bit slower.
     
  10. Thom

    Thom Boxing Addict Full Member

    5,621
    21
    Jun 25, 2006

    OK, I'll bite.

    **** that doddering old drunk.


    I'm right here homie. Light me up. :smoke
     
  11. Jeff M

    Jeff M Future ESB HOF Full Member

    27,003
    133
    Nov 22, 2008
    Merchant sucks. He is more biased than anyone. That guy needs to retire.
     
  12. The Guvnor

    The Guvnor Active Member Full Member

    703
    1
    Mar 17, 2008
    ian darke and jimm watt do ok..
     
  13. Ted Stickles

    Ted Stickles Boxing Addict Full Member

    6,248
    2,188
    Jun 24, 2007
    Kellerman is the poor mans Larry Merchant!!!!!! hahaha
     
  14. chipper

    chipper New Member Full Member

    44
    0
    Jun 26, 2008

    Jim Watt is a ball bag!
     
  15. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

    32,037
    3,342
    Apr 16, 2005
    One reporter compared Kellerman to Merchant, saying something like it is a little like replacing Picasso with the guy who does Elvis paintings outside of Graceland. I think that captures the difference well.

    Kellerman is, hands down, the worst boxing commentator I have heard in 30 years of following boxing - and that's saying something.