Kellerman and Merchant

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  1. srb31079

    srb31079 themarvelmarv Full Member

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    As a Brit I often get to see the post-fight interviews involving either Kellerman or Merchant. Don't HBO have anyone else and why do Kellerman and Merchant take a ****ing century to ask a meaningless question.
     
  2. bladerunner

    bladerunner El Intocable Full Member

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    and how about the fighters who spend most of the time giving shoutouts to the homies.
     
  3. Jeff M

    Jeff M Future ESB HOF Full Member

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    They both are terrible. Larry Merchant doesn't know what's going on most of the time, either does Kellerman. Fire Kellerman, Merchant retire I hope.
     
  4. sinosleep

    sinosleep GIRL=nicole whittaker Full Member

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    You ever disrespect Larry Legend Merchant I'm gonna **** your **** up!
     
  5. Bodysnatcher

    Bodysnatcher Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    ocelot Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Merchant actually is quite good. But he's slow as Rachman's overhand right. Kellerman's just irritating and spews the HBO company line, whatever that may be at any given time. I think Arreola and Williams are the new HBO bitches to be hyped.
     
  7. srb31079

    srb31079 themarvelmarv Full Member

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    Well my **** hasn't been ****ed up in a while so whilst I start feeding Merchant through a straw and tie Kellerman to a lampost to scare the neighbours please feel free.
     
  8. heehoo

    heehoo TIMEXICAH! Full Member

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    I don't care if Merchant is a slow as a snail in a race against a rabbit, the guy is still great to listen to, still asks the tough questions, and and is an institution in boxing.

    Kellerman is a bit raw, but give him time.
     
  9. eze

    eze Everybody Know Me Full Member

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    Because most of the time they are asking a fighter whos head has been being hit for the past such odd minutes. They need to go a bit slower.
     
  10. Thom

    Thom Boxing Addict Full Member

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    OK, I'll bite.

    **** that doddering old drunk.


    I'm right here homie. Light me up. :smoke
     
  11. Jeff M

    Jeff M Future ESB HOF Full Member

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    Merchant sucks. He is more biased than anyone. That guy needs to retire.
     
  12. The Guvnor

    The Guvnor Active Member Full Member

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    ian darke and jimm watt do ok..
     
  13. Ted Stickles

    Ted Stickles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Kellerman is the poor mans Larry Merchant!!!!!! hahaha
     
  14. chipper

    chipper New Member Full Member

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    Jim Watt is a ball bag!
     
  15. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    One reporter compared Kellerman to Merchant, saying something like it is a little like replacing Picasso with the guy who does Elvis paintings outside of Graceland. I think that captures the difference well.

    Kellerman is, hands down, the worst boxing commentator I have heard in 30 years of following boxing - and that's saying something.