Who would you watch a boxing PPV with, Bert Sugar or Larry Merchant?

Honestly.....both!But if I were to choose I would go with Bert.....he actually speaks on a good recoil effect.Larry takes ages to speak now.

 

Larry. Bert talks too ****in much and every subject probably turns into a history legend. Max K tries to be a ****in know it all too. It takes Larry a while to finish his sentences but it's funny ****.

 

Both of them if we were setting up the TV outside.

Larry has a chance of spilling his drink, and Sugar will stink the place up with his cigars.

I'd watch a fight with both of them on the lawn though.

 

Bert, Larry takes too long say even basic sentences. I like the way Sugar goes off on tangents, you can learn a lot from people when they arn't afraid to digress.

 

Larry! Larry! Larry!

 

Larry without a doubt...Berts ok but he is repetative and plays to the camera way too much

 

:good

 

I'd choose Larry because between drinks he'd be trying to talk about the fight you're watching. Bert would be talking about a fight from the 30's.

 

"I'd choose Larry because between drinks he'd be trying to talk about the fight you're watching. Bert would be talking about a fight from the 30's."

Right!

 

Larry is much funnier, ill go with him

 

Probably Bert Sugar, he holds his liquor better. Larry slurrrs. I'd invite both Bert and Kellerman over. Then, when Kellerman opened his mouth, I'd smash him over the head, and cuff him to a chair, and also, cover his big mouth with duct tape. But I wouldnt blindfold his bug eyes, so he could watch the fight. While he stared wide eyed, and terrified, me and Bert would discuss Ali's career, and the reasons why the Fab Four was superior to today's fighters. I dont like cigars, but I could easlily smoke 2 packs of Marlboros to keep up with Bert, and sip on some Gentleman Jack on ice, while we each gave our take of the main event. I'd use Kellerman's head for an ashtray.

 

Larry...its like he's talking in slow mo, i need that to calm me down

 

Bert is too fudking annoying and too full of himself.

Larry is drunk as a skunk and doesn't contribute anything.

I would pay to avoid either one.