Devise a strategy for David Haye to beat Vitally Klitschko

Whether you expect Haye to win or not the challenge was to come up with a strategy to give him the best chance possible.

You are his trainer here.

You wont help him by telling him that he is almost certain to loose.

 

Perhaps Mendoza read the title as "Who will win: Haye or Vitali?"

 

Yes they dont understand how the English have been groaning under the heel of Scotish tyranny for over 300 years.

 

The English have always needed some foreign people to look after them. That's why they have a German head of state and a Scottish premier. :stir

 

The Scotish people have surpressed out political freedoms and as an added insult have forced bagpipes and morris dancing upon us.

 

morris dancing is english not scottish mate and bag pipes are amzing same with haggis

 

Seriously?

 

morris dancing is from central england as far as i know you only seee morris dancers there

and you dont see morris dacers in scotland

 

I very much enjoyed my recent stay in Edinburgh, but the only things that didn't really appeal to me were bagpipes and haggis. Hearing a bagpipe version of "Beat it" has butchered that song forever for me.

 

Ambush Klitschko with some 'shock and awe' and take him out quickly. Speed, quickness and crushing power are Haye's strengths. He has heart too and gets right to trying for a kayo. It would good for boxing for this kid to win. I like Vitaly but he's boring and using his 3-year son's **** soaked diapers to soothe his injured hands was very bizarre to read. Read it yesterday in a British boxing publication. This coupled with the weirdo photos of him and his brother together cavorting in the nude awhile back pushed me over the edge. Now I'm for haye to win in a big way!

 

Thought it was a cornish-celtic thing myself. A kinda pagan wicker man thing but really naff.

 

Certainly not! As the saying goes, one should try everything once except incest and Morris dancing.

Haggis was a Greek dish long before it was eaten in Scotland.

The Persians were tormenting their enemies with bagpipes before the classical words that "myopic cacophany" derives from were first used.

 

Nope, just an ancient anti-mating ritual developed by homosexuals in order to repel women.

 

I read the thread; I just thought some of the ways for Haye to win are not going to happen due to physical limitations, lack of experience at heavyweight, or lack of variety in skills & tactics.

But Haye can win. How? The answer is elementary. Simply wait. Haye should take a fight with a guy like Timo Hoffman or Skelton, gain experience vs a big heavy, then hope age catches up to Vitlai in 2009 / 2010.