Funniest Quotes From A Trainer During A Fight LOL

I loved how Tito's dad used to pretty much slap the **** outta him between rounds.

 

funniest thing I heard was during the Tex Cobb-Earnie Shavers fight. George Tex's corneerman says " Dont worry Tex he aint hitting and hurting Ya" Tex replied" Well you'd better watch the goddamn ref then coz somebody is" lol

 

Mickey in Rocky's corner:
Rocky:''I see three of'em in there''
Mickey:''What?You see three?Hit the ones in the middle''.

 

I remember him saying "this mother****er is dangerous every second he's in the fight!!"

 

That was Tony Duke and Paulie in Rocky 4, Mick was dead by then :-(

 

Tom-ato,tomato

 

The one in bold is correct.

 

Meaning the statement about Balboa is the same thing with different characters,the funny thing was the same.:good

 

Indeed. I am just bored and thought I'd point it out.
It's a good line and makes me lol a bit everytime I hear it :good

 

Norman Stone, ever a man of words to John Ruiz during the RJJ fight: "JOHNNY LISTEN TO ME YOU GOTTA FIGHT..YOU GOTTA ****ING FIGHT THIS GUY! THE REFEREE SUCKS! HE ****ING SUCKS! THE REFEREE FU---FIGHT! FIGHT THE REFEREE! FIGHT THE ****ING REFEREE! HE SUCKS!"

Rudy Perez tp MAB during MAB-EM III: "Hey we came here to kick to **** outta this guy so let's go do it alright!? COME ON!"

 

"YOU GOT A DEAD MAN IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU DOIN THIS ****?! KNOCK THIS MOTHER ****A OUT RIGHT NOW!" -slaps Lewis around-

 

LOL :good

 

Yoel Judah: Listen Zab, you need to throw more punches!!! BOOM BAM BAM BOOM BOOM BAM Then finish with an uppercut and BOOM BOOM! allright! (all while water is being spilled on the second guy of the corner).

Roger Mayweather in hatton fight: This guy sucks on the inside, you dont have to run away from the mother****er!

Floyd Mayweather Sr told oscar something and he did like a machine gun turrrrr turrrr.

Floyd Mayweather Sr in Sturm fight: Listen man dont get discouraged!
Oscar: i cant move!

And my personal favorite:
Buddy McGirt in every fight: You gotta use the jab baby! (Rounds 1-4)

Cmon baby you not jabbing baby you got to start jabbing baby! (Rounds 5-10)

Allright baby i need that jab now or else we are gonna lose baby allright baby? (rounds 11-12)

You didnt use the jab baby......(after the decision has been announced and his fighter lost)

 

In the fight of jones jr. Vs. Trnidad. Jones corner asked him in the first 3 rounds if he was having fun. When the 3rd round ended his trainer said, "ok ,now lets get to work"

 

During Judah-Spinks II, I don't know if it was Yoel, Cunningham, or both:

"YOU GOTTA BANG HIM...THEN BING BING BANG, THEN BING BING BING BING BAM! THEN BING BONG BONG BANG BING BING! YOU GOT THAT? GOOD LET'S GO NOW!"

ding.