An Evening with Ricky Hatton

It's wearing a little thin now.atsch

 

Do you actually know them or are you just mental?

 

Surprise, surprise.:dead

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ot...tton-packs-a-powerful-punchline-on-stage.html

 

While I wouldn't want to go to an evening with Ricky Hatton, calling him a twat is going a bit far. He seems like a decent bloke, and Bruno is awesome.

 

Hattons routine is basic but effective. Hopefully some highlights will appear in youtube.

 

in the ring and out??....haha...sounds like a great night..definitely worth it id say

 

I'm no massive Hatton fan but I went to the one in Wolverhampton last week, was a decent night. Hattons bit was a bit of a fixed routine, was ok really some bits were funny, predictable though.

Bruno did a q and a and he really impressed me, he came across really genuine, funny, and a top bloke, blew Hatton away for entertainment imo

 

As far as understatements go this one is on a par with saying the Titanic had an unfortunate accident!!!

 

Some highlights :rofl

That amused me more than Hatton's tired old jokes :smoke

 

Hatton's one liners.......

Should see me with a hardon I look like the letter Q

Look at my missus, she's a babe. You've seen the film

It's a pleasure to be stood here in front of such a good audience..... actually after my last fight it's just a pleasure to be ****ing standing

Look at me mam. What a ****ing monster. Her rice crispies don't go snap crackle and pop. Shhhhhhh she's ****ing coming

 

I did like the one about Junior Witter, "no one goes to his fights", "I was at his last fight and someone tapped me on the shoulder and said Ricky are you staying til the end? Yeah I replied, heres the keys then you lock up"

 

If you think that's funny you are very easily pleased.

 

I am

You should see the girls I end up with some nights

 

Or, maybe, he's not stuck up his own arsé and consumed with bitterness