I'm proud to live in an igloo. I could use a security guard. You could multi-task and check for any meltage in these times of global warming.
The biggest illustration of what seperates me from Mr Plow is perhaps found on Google.... Put in 'Jeff Thomas' and you find a professional boxing record, a few well written articles on an excellent and oft-used website and perhaps a few ESB posts..... Put in 'Mr Plow' and you get this....... http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=263088 (NSFW)