If a boxer fought a martial arts master at boxing, what would be the result?

Before he goes to sleep the Boogeyman checkes his dresser for Chuck Norris.

 

This dude at my highschool got certified by Chuck Norris for blackbelt in Karate.

After this he decided he was going to put on a karate demonstration for the highschool.

After he got done talking in his black belt karate suit, he put on a demonstration--

breaking boards and what not. His grand finale was to try and break a board with a

spinning back kick. But the board wouldn't break. People already thought he was a

tool, but the whole gymnasium was laughing. Calling him Hong Kong Phoney and Sh$T :verysad

 

Chcuk Norris doesn't own a stove,oven or microwave because revenge is a dish better served cold.

 

Depends on the individuals. Period.

 

Stevie Wonder's favorite colour is Chuck Norris.

 

The boards would have snapped if he just had Chuck stare at them.

 

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States:
1.Heart disease
2.Chuck Norris
3.Cancer

 

If the martial artist guys were so great, why aren't they earning millions in boxing then?

 

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifing glass.At night.

 

boxer wins at boxing
Kung Fu fighter wins at Kung Fu
MMA fighter wins at MMA
Golfer wins at golf
Scientist wins at Sceince
Photographer wins at Photography
Jokey wins at Horse racing.

 

Chuck Norris will be e-mailing you a Roundhouse kick that will kill you tomorrow.

 

Who beat

Van Dam v. Norris
Noriss v. Segal
Norris v. Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee v. Jackie Chan

 

Chuck Norris uses Tobasco Sauce as eye drops.

 

Crap! I didn't read your post before I voted.... I would definately vote for the first one. atsch