Updated March Glass Jaw Rankings

Hopkins and Abraham on that list HAHAHA!

 

All Time GLASS JAW list:
Jake LaMotta
Oliver McCall
Tex Cobb
Shane Mosley
Carmen Basilio
etc.

 

I'm fed up with this talk of glass-jaws. Why can't we be postive and have an ATG titanium jaw list.

I'll start as off.

1 Bruce Seldon

Feel free to continue.

 

Well Abraham obviously since Miranda I.

 

some Brit's are embarrassing me with their blind love for Amir Khan.... Khan has no chin and has no power.

He does have excellent hand speed and accuracy but not good enough to beat top fighters.

 

You aren't suggesting Abraham should go on my titanimum jaw list?

****s wrong with you thunder. :-(

 

He doesn't have a good chin by any means but it's not the worst ever as Rico and Rico's boyfriend yesihavearm claim.

Bruce Seldon holds that's honour. This guy was knocked out by air molecules.

Air mother ****ing molecules!

 

He has titanium in his jaw since Miranda broke it.Surgery and all that.

 

interesting list, at first glance some surprise picks, until you do some proper thinking. Hopkins was decked by Echols and dropped a couple of times by the guy in Ecuador. A weak jaw of limited elasticity is known to be especially vulnerable at altitude, possibly explaining why Hopkins was decked in Ecuador. This would also explain why he fights so cagey and had tried to perfect defence, to protect his eggy jaw.

 

Ahh, I see.

You clever Romanian ****.

 

Or as Rico would say, 'Hopkins got knocked the **** down by a bum'.

Therefore:

Delusional Boxing Knowledge - Logical Explanation = Rico's Opinion which is equal to Bernard Hopkins + Ecuadorian Bum + Knockdown = Glass Jaw.

 

You certainly have some of the games shakiest listed right there. Enzo Mac has clearly shot up the rankings after he was brutally KO'd again. Another glass jawed fighter correctly called by the chincheckers.

However I'd move Hasim Rahman into 5th spot instead of Roy Jones, seeing as Roy didnt get KO'd by Calzaghe like I thought he would added to Rahman getting KO'd in his last fight and his recent quitjob against Toney. I'd also have Jason Litzau above Fraudley. He was my #2 before this weekend and neither him nor Fraudley have done anything recently to have affected that rankings.

I also think Yuriorkis Gamboa will be the next person to score high in the rankings when he gets knocked down yet again by an off-duty police officer or schoolteacher.

#1. Amir Khan
#2. Enzo Maccarinelli
#3. Jason Litzau
#4. Fraudley
#5. Hasim Rahman


Just missing out are Wladimir Klitschko, Yuriorkis Gamboa, Roy Jones Jr, Jaidon Codrington, Herbie Hide, Oleg Maskaev, Steve Cunningham, Travis Walker, Tye Fields, Zab Judah, Edison Miranda, Boom Boom and David Haye

 

Did you stop half way through the evolution period?

How can people still be THIS ******ed?