'I Can Whip Any Mechanical Robot' by Jack Dempsey

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  1. guilalah

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    “I Can Whip Any Mechanical Robot” by Jack Dempsey (Apr, 1934)

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    Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
    Issue: Apr, 1934
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    “I Can Whip Any Mechanical Robot” by Jack Dempsey
    Picturesque former champion of world tells mechanical side of boxing. Challenges any robot.
    I CAN whip any mechanical robot that ever has or ever will be made. Maybe that sounds a bit egotistical, maybe you will say it’s just the voice of a “has-been,” but I assure you that neither is true.
    I was talking over old times with my friend Captain W. H. Fawcett and during the course of conversation he remarked that undoubtedly mechanical ingenuity has done much to improve the work of many boxers.
    “That’s true,” I answered, “but nothing mechanical will ever be able to whip an honest to goodness boxer. Even right now, despite the fact that I am definitely through with the ring as a fighter, I wouldn’t be afraid of any robot or mechanical man. I could tear it to pieces, bolt by bolt and scatter its brain wheels and cogs all over the canvas.”

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    (GUILALAH) After this somewhat comical introduction, Dempsey more seriously discusess the mechanics of various blows.

    The reason is simple: Engineers can build a robot that will possess everything except brains. And without brains no man can ever attain championship class in the boxing game. It is true enough that we have had some rare intellectual specimens in the higher frames of boxing glory, but I can truthfully say that no man ever attained genuine boxing recognition without real headwork. The best punch in the world is not worth a whoop if the boxer doesn’t know what to do with it. The most damaging of all blows is the short, straight-arm punch to the solar plexus—the punch which came into being when Fitzsimmons took the championship from Jim Corbett in one of the boxing-game’s greatest surprise victories.
    In hitting to the solar plexus, that spot just below the meeting point of the ribs, the blow travels only about six or eight inches and the result is comparable only to the terrific effect of being struck by a piston which moves forward as its arm slides out. There never has been and never will be a boxer who could remain on his feet after being struck by a mechanically perfect solar plexus punch.
    Another blow, almost equally devastating, is the left hook to the “button.” This likewise travels only about six inches, but the impulse for this blow comes from the body as it moves forward, pivoting slightly at the hips. When, with the piston’s hard-driving precision, the fist and elbow turn instantly to travel over that six-inch span to the point of contact, the fighter’s previous forward motion gives him the greatest power it is possible for a human to achieve in the ring. If this blow meets its victim properly, the man who delivered it can turn away for the dressing room while the counting starts. He need not fear that his opponent will get up.
    It was the left hook with which I dropped Luis Firpo three times in the first round when we met in New York back in 1923. And it was this same hard wallop that put the Wild Bull of the Pampas to sleep for good when the second round was but 58 seconds gone.
    There are other parallels, too, between mechanics and boxing. The old lever principle governs the action of three primary blows known to every ring fan: the jab, the right cross and the upper-cut. In each of these blows the body acts more or less as an axis as the punches are delivered by a fighter in forward motion.
    Any boxer’s success depends to a great extent on just how efficiently he is able to apply mechanical principles to his fighting. As an example, every blow I have delivered in my boxing career, with the exception of those used in infighting and designed only to war down an opponent, was intended to be a “perfect” punch. Those that fell short of perfection and failed to bring down my man failed because they were blocked or because the human eye and arm did not coordinate to achieve the highest degree of efficiency.
    Best Machine Lacks Brains
    The piston, to illustrate, drives at exactly the same spot in the same groove with only the most minute variance. The same cannot be said for the hitting arm of a boxer, except insofar as he is able to keep his “machine” in such excellent condition that it is always ready to carry out the telegraphic instructions from his brain.
    I’ll venture to say, despite the fact that mechanics and boxing are based on the same principles, that the average clever boxer, facing a robot constructed with two or three vulnerable points, could leave such a creature in the trash heap. For no matter how perfect the machine might be, it lacks a brain, and the most killing of all blows is worthless when not delivered at just the crucial second.
    Mechanical principles govern boxing only because man has realized the advantage through his study of science and harnessed these principles.



     
  2. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    brillaint find

    Jack really knew his stuff

    dont know much about him but was he knowledgeable and did he keep up to dat with boxing once he retired
     
  3. Dempsey1238

    Dempsey1238 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Ref, manager, promoter, He was a big part of boxing even in retirement. Kinda of like DLH is doing now(Even though DLH is still active).
     
  4. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    ok

    i have saw afew interviews where he speaks about ali and marciano. seemed like a nice guy
     
  5. ChrisPontius

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    Would he beat this mechanical, robot? :think



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    (sorry, someone had to)
     
  6. Dempsey1238

    Dempsey1238 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  7. Seamus

    Seamus Proud Kulak Full Member

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    awesome find. many thanks for sharing.
     
  8. janitor

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    Dempseys book is the punching equivalent of "the art of war".

    No man ever better understood how to carry out offensive punching, or ofensive counterpunching.
     
  9. Joe E

    Joe E Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Good chance.
     
  10. Vantage_West

    Vantage_West ヒップホップ·プロデューサー Full Member

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    dempsey beats bruno ko1
     
  11. Stonehands89

    Stonehands89 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Well said.
     
  12. PowerPuncher

    PowerPuncher Loyal Member Full Member

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    Yes Vitali's slow arm punches would be slipped and as he backed up in straight lines with his hands down he'd get mauled, manassa style
     
  13. CzarKyle

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    He does talk a great deal about the sweet science and the man knows the truth.Except that modern technology would destroy him.

    I'm just finding the title of the article...ridiculous.
     
  14. Ted Spoon

    Ted Spoon Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Like Bruce Lee after him, Dempsey did not just suggest the correct forms and ideas behind fistic combat, but he was a great student of self-realisation; a philosopher as well as a fighter.

    To his everlasting credit he really was as good a teacher as he had been a fighter.

    And to think he is often mistaken, even by men deeply involved in the sport, to have been deemed a primitive cavemen without a comprehension of 'correct' technique.

    Strange.
     
  15. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    Ted hows my DVDs coming on

    i think that Dempsey would KO the Klits in the first 3 rounds