Gennady Golovkin vs. Tarvis Simms, April 25

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  1. Vantage_West

    Vantage_West ヒップホップ·プロデューサー Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  2. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    It's possible that he had trouble at the airport.

    Security gate:
    -Yo yo! Martin Lawrence! We don't have to check your papers sir. We love your movies man! Hey Carl, let him through! Bro, would you sign an autograph for me?
    -Sorry, I'm not Martin Lawrence, I just look like him. I'm a boxer going to fight some dude in Germany
    -Oh really? ... Noooo, you're just shitting me! Almost had me there Martin. Good actor I tell'ya!
    -I'm not acting, my name is Tarvis Simms, I'm a professional boxer, check my papers if you don't believe me!
    -Ah, gotcha there! You made a mistake, Martin! I happen to follow boxing and it's TRAVIS Simms not 'Tarvis', mis-spelled it Martin!
    -Actually I'm the undefeated twin brother or Travis, for some reason they gave me an almost identical name, people get confused all the time who's who. I'm TARVIS Simms...
    -Okay. Stop the BS Martin, I'm working here. I though you're cool guy who would sign an autograph for a poor airport security guy.
    -I'm TARVIS SIMMS I tell you. I'm not Martin Lawrence, here's my passport!
    -Awwww ****... Wait. You don't have a VISA. Sir, I have to ask you to step out of the line and leave the airport, now!
     
  3. Arriba

    Arriba Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I think you may be onto something here Bone.

    "Mr. Lawrence, could you please come with us?"
    Tarvis- Nah I'm not Mart-
    "Well it appears you took a book at our one of our more...adult...libraries and never returned it?"
    Tarvis- Wait...What? What hold on guys, I'm not really Martin I'
    "I know this is embarrassing but you'll have to come with us."
    Tarvis- I'M NOT MARTIN MAN! I'M TARVIS SIMMS!
    "Mr. Lawrence there's no need to overreact just go with our security please."
    Tarvis- ***** I'M TELLIN YOU I'M TARVIS SIMMS!
    "SECURITY!"
     
  4. Boxing in montr

    Boxing in montr Mandatory challenger Full Member

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    Golovkin wide UD
     
  5. Chillman

    Chillman Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Now that Simms is out and Anthony Greenidge is in I expect a vicious KO.
     
  6. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Only good thing about Golovkin's next fight is that we will see a good KO over the young and untested Green-whatever his name is.He's finished.
     
  7. Odo

    Odo Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I for one "expected":D a ko over Simms,too!