Brit forum boxing jokes

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  1. SouthpawSlayer

    SouthpawSlayer Im coming for you Full Member

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    ill get this started


    q. what has ricky hatton and gary glitter got in common








    a. they both went down after trying to take a filipino in the ring
     
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  2. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    lol
     
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  3. GazOC

    GazOC Guest Star for Team Taff Full Member

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    :lol:

    I got told that in the pub on Sunday.
     
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  4. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    Audley Harrison
     
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  5. safc1990

    safc1990 Goodbye Bolo :( Full Member

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    A bit old but I like it all the same.

    A black man, a Jew and a gay man fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first?

    Amir Khan
     
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  6. SouthpawSlayer

    SouthpawSlayer Im coming for you Full Member

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    good one
     
    SouthpawSlayer, May 13, 2009
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  7. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    heres another one

    World Champ in 2009
     
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  8. THJP89

    THJP89 New Member Full Member

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    Whats the difference between Ricky Hatton and a £20 note?

    A £20 note will last more than two rounds


    Ricky Hattons girlfriend was heard to say
    "I dont know what the problem is. It makes a change for him to last five minutes"
     
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  9. Carnage

    Carnage KingFroch Full Member

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    haha good ones, I like the Audley Harrison one!!
     
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  10. Dunky McCafferty

    Dunky McCafferty Boxing Junkie banned

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    ahh to hell with it, Im in a good mood tonight so I may as well have a laugh with all my ESB cronies here too as the jokes come rolling in.

    here goes(clears throat)

    LOL!

    **** it, a smiley too

    :lol:

    Keep 'em coming lads:good
     
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  11. JIM KELLY

    JIM KELLY Bullshyt Mr Han Man! Full Member

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    difference between steve bunce and setanta 2..Bunce never shuts off.
     
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  12. JIM KELLY

    JIM KELLY Bullshyt Mr Han Man! Full Member

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    Ricky Hatton walks into a librarian and asks for a book on boxing

    the librarian advises him to "try the ground floor"
     
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  13. doug.ie

    doug.ie 'Classic Boxing Society' Full Member

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    only one i know is really ****.


    where was the only time a boxer won a title and **** in the ring at the same time ?

    crufts 1988...the boxer dog won best of breed.



    told you...****.
     
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  14. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    some good ones and some terrible ones (looks at doug.ie)

    glad people liked my Audrey Harrison one
     
    GPater11093, May 14, 2009
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  15. robpalmer135

    robpalmer135 Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    In london we say the same joke but with a £50
     
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