Cotto will hunt Clottey's dreams!!!!

:rofl where are you getting all this stuff???? Im gonna get kicked out of my classroom

 

They are recycled Chuck Norris jokes that have been around for years.

Sorry lads. :smoke

:tong

 

:bart Not mine...

 

When Cotto jogs he causes earthquakes..

 

There was life on Mars until Cotto payed a visit there...

 

:yep

 

Cotto doesnt laugh.

 

Cotto once killed a dog by just looking at him...

 

Cotto once won a staring contest with a statue...

 

I can actually believe that one.

 

jesus thats scary... cotto UD :thumbsup

 

Yeah some of them were........

Still Cotto ****S Norris up anyday of the week!

 

Cotto once spared with the acual Freddy Kruger and got the better of him...

 

Cotto once arrested a police officer..

 

Nicolas Cage will star in the autobiography movie of Cotto called
"Caguas Dangerous"