1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Adaptation, Apr 3, 2008.


  1. King Dan

    King Dan Golovkin Full Member

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    When I leave boxing articles in the mens bathroom on the main sales floor after I have read it on a different floor mens room just so more people can read it and know about the coming weekend's fights.
     
  2. Badlok

    Badlok Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    same for Valuev exept the fight are televised in afternoon here!

    i cant watch a live fight without a cold beer , but at the Valuev-hollyfield fight i got drunk in the afternoon to watch this parody:tired .
     
  3. Beenie

    Beenie Evolve already! Full Member

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    Nice. :good
     
  4. Adaptation

    Adaptation Well-Known Member Full Member

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    When you bump up this thread that you started because today you

    - called your friend who dodged you again at doing a warcraft match ''calzaghe''

    - You threaten to ''pacquiao'' all your friends when they **** you off.

    - You know all about the phillipines now.

    - You went through every single page of this thread and you laughed your ass off
     
  5. ishy

    ishy Loyal Member Full Member

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  6. Irishbc

    Irishbc Well-Known Member Full Member

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    i make everyone watch it all the time. Constantly compare real life situations to boxing and how boxing can help with it, and generally bore people to tears with fight stories and boxer biographies.
     
  7. they_killed_kenny

    they_killed_kenny Underdogs on top :) Full Member

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    One thing i find myself doing a lot is shadow boxing while i walke to go anywhere, kinda scares myself sometimes...
     
  8. Irishbc

    Irishbc Well-Known Member Full Member

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    **** I'm ALWAYS doing that, even waiting for the kettle to boil yesterday I was using the cupboard as a light punching bag.
     
  9. they_killed_kenny

    they_killed_kenny Underdogs on top :) Full Member

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    lol yeah, when im walking in between a lot of people i put my philly shell defense up quick!!!! :yep
     
  10. Irishbc

    Irishbc Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I always do that too lol, the Philly shell is amazing at dodging projectiles thrown at you from angry bystanders when they've finally had enough of me punching their shoulder numb.
     
  11. ed7890

    ed7890 Col. Hunter Gathers Full Member

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    :good

    When you gradually find out what your friends weigh so you can group them into weight classes in your head
     
  12. ed7890

    ed7890 Col. Hunter Gathers Full Member

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    And get pissed off when they dont bother to watch the undercard
     
  13. LaidOut

    LaidOut Whaaaaat? Full Member

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    When you go to the office on Monday morning asking all your officemates what they thought of the big fight on Saturday night, not realizing that instead, they were watching some gay **** like "Desperate Housewives" or "Survivor".
     
  14. Boxfan1

    Boxfan1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    When you ring a bell before making love to your wife in three minute intervals for 12 rounds.
     
  15. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    When after a big fight and everybody will not shut up since i am the only one glued to the TV listening to the post fight interviews.

    -When you go for the livershot instead of a handshake everytime you meet up with your friends.

    -In an elevator i will ALWAYS shadowbox