I was reading about Tyson's possible upcoming fight; and started thinking about some of his post fight interviews, and comments he had made. He was a combination of intelligence, craziness, and comedy. Below are three of my favorite Tyson quotes. If anybody can think of a memorable one, please post it. This content is protected This content is protected This content is protected This content is protected This content is protected
On Razor Ruddock "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."
[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." "I'm gonna fade into bolivian" "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."
Loved the quote after fighting Ruddock: "Oh man. He punches like a ****ing mule kicks,excuse my French.
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."