Crowd trouble at Khan v Kotelnik

What I'm saying is: more people= more dickheads. It's basic maths. Glastonbury's population swells something like 6,000 times when the music festival is on and crime rockets if you calculate as a tally or percentage rather than a proportional ratio. People need to put this into a rational perspective, IMO.

 

i can wait as long a i get some money at the end. :hey

you been writing quick unless there small chapters. I tried writing a book once and i wrote maybe a page before i finished the plot

 

What was your book about Greg?

 

Yeah mate smallish chapters. I would have been further on with it if it wasn't for having to actually work last night !

 

a guy needing a ****

it was funny as hell, but i got thrown out of Eglish at school for it. It was an acquired taste of humour.

you better keep to my deadlines

Dan is this a serious book?

 

sounds like a best seller greg

 

:rofl

 

Of course its serious Gregory I do not do things to mess around. I want some serious 'cheese' for my efforts.
It will just be my story exactly as it happened. Funny in places(probably most places as I've led a daft existence) and sad in others :deal

 

I'll expect a signed copy Dan :yep

 

unfotunatly it wasnt the teacher tore it up and put it in the bin

the finniest bit was there was a soldier called Private Parts

my Mum didnt find it funny

Im still publishing it

 

No worries Ish :good

 

I heard Stevie G started the fights. He kept thinking people were going to attack him so he just kept punching random guys with Manc accents. Pure self defence really.

 

How do you get around that "you had to be there" aspect? I've lived a fair bit and like to think I'm fairly articulate but I don't think I could do credit to most of the really daft/ funny / ****ed up experiences in my life if I had to put them into words for a stranger to read.

 

From what I've heard on another forum-they really need to sort out the security at these type of events !

 

Dan is the man, dont doubt him