Funniest Quotes about boxing!

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  1. sjohnb1989

    sjohnb1989 Member Full Member

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    funniest one i heard was from Jake LaMotta, humorous as always:

    The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprized I'm not diabetic! But I did have him off the canvas once...when he stepped over my body to leave the ring. :good
     
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    "Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because
    there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set
    except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm
    too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the
    only way I'll ever get licked." - Muhammad Ali
     
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  3. Irishrover91

    Irishrover91 REP 4 SOUTH AFRICA Full Member

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    Just watch this video and laugh

    [youtube]Rw47gXsDwjw[/youtube]
     
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  4. El Radar

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    When Max Baer got beat up in round 1 by Joe Louis, Jack Dempsey in his corner told him he didn't you that round. Baer replied 'well you better keep your eye on the ref cos someones beating the crap out of me'.
     
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  5. El Radar

    El Radar Member Full Member

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    When Primo Carnero was asked what he thought about Los Angeles he replied 'I gonna knock him out in 2'
     
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  6. McGrain

    McGrain Diamond Dog Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
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  7. safc1990

    safc1990 Goodbye Bolo :( Full Member

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    Reporter- "I talked to Sonny Liston today."

    Ali- "Ain't he ugly?"
     
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  8. Thread Stealer

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  9. Smazz20

    Smazz20 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think it was Tex Cobbs who said this

    "After I got back up I stuck to my gameplan of stumbling forward while getting hit in the face"
     
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  10. safc1990

    safc1990 Goodbye Bolo :( Full Member

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    Love this one:

    "I can do my sport no greater service." On being informed that commentator Howard Cosell had hung up his mike after being so appalled at the one-sidedness of the Holmes-Cobb fight.

    Take it he wasn't a fan of Cosell? :lol::lol:
     
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  11. radab

    radab Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    "am the best..... not just this tam.... not just that tam.... but of ALL tam"


    Mayweather snr
     
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  12. olyalex

    olyalex Manos de piedra Full Member

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    "Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake".
    Chris Eubank
     
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  13. KOTF

    KOTF Bingooo Full Member

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    ....
     
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  14. olyalex

    olyalex Manos de piedra Full Member

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    "Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms"
    Irving Rudd
     
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  15. olyalex

    olyalex Manos de piedra Full Member

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    "If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am".
    Marvellous' Marvin Hagler
     
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