Prime Haye Versus Prime Tyson

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  1. thephantom5

    thephantom5 Active Member Full Member

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    Even Optimus Prime Haye would get annihilated by Tyson.
     
  2. tojikiston

    tojikiston Contender Full Member

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    TYSON WAS NOT IN HIS PRIME FORM AND SHAPE WHEN HE FOUGHT BUSTER!!! :-( :-( :-( :-(

    Fight against any Tyson (prime or not) will go like this:

    Bell rings.
    Haye quickly jumps to the center of the ring and goes on to his knees.
    Tyson walks to him and stops in front of Haye's face.
    Haye quickly pulls Tyson's trunks down.
    Tyson doesn't mind and smiles.
    Haye hungrily starts sucking balls, For Full 12 Rounds!!!
    12 round: Haye choke's on Tyson's cum and passes out!!!
    The end!!!

    Yet another KO for Tyson!!!

    :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
     
  3. Anglosaxon

    Anglosaxon FASTEST HANDS ON ESB Full Member

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    You mean Tyson's cherry pickin failed when he lost to Buster.

    Tyson was decimated by Buster, what do you think Haye would do:-(
     
  4. sir axeman

    sir axeman Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I cant believe these threads run like this...wake up people and stop feeding the troll. The childs having a laugh!!
     
  5. Hatesrats

    Hatesrats "I'm NOT Suprised..." Full Member

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    Tyson by KO
     
  6. pugilist_boyd

    pugilist_boyd BUSTED UP PUG Full Member

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    is this a joke you said prime tyson right,tyson inside of 4 rounds
     
  7. valdez

    valdez Grand Champ Full Member

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    Tyson.. via ****.
     
  8. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    I think this thread is just funny.
     
  9. Ilesey

    Ilesey ~ Full Member

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    Haye breaks his spine and punches him into bolivian.
     
  10. lefthook89

    lefthook89 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    just look at he polls, 226-21 LMAO! i guess we've got 21 stupid people on this board.
     
  11. Anglosaxon

    Anglosaxon FASTEST HANDS ON ESB Full Member

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    I guess we have 226 racist/deluded people on this board.
     
  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Prime Tyson? Shiiiit... the Tyson of 2000 would destroy Haye.
     
  13. radab

    radab Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    i guess it all comes down to who lands first. haye couldnt take a rpime tyson flush shot just as tyson couldnt take a hayemaker. it's a pick em, wouldnt go longer than a minute
     
  14. Xplosive

    Xplosive Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl

    Congrats my friend. Cause this is quite possibly THE dumbest statement Ive ever read on a boxing forum.

    Alot of yall on this forum are SEVERLY lacking in any knowledge of boxing. You teeny boppers are pathetic. If Tyson could walk through Razor Ruddock's smash, he'd laugh at Haye's bull**** right hand. And if you tell me that Haye hits harder than Ruddock, I'll tell you to find a new sport to follow.
     
  15. FibreOptic

    FibreOptic Active Member Full Member

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    Douglas' victory over Tyson was not so much what Douglas did as it is what Tyson didn't do.