Glassed Jawed Jokes by Division

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  1. CharlesLRay

    CharlesLRay charles sr. Full Member

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    HW: Hasim Rahman: he edges out Maskaev by virtue of their H2H meetings where Maskaev was starched each time
    Runner up: Oleg Maskaev

    CW: Enzo Macarroni: easily the worst glass jawed joke at CW. Herbie Hide is right there, but all his KO’s were at HW. However, if Hide every fights anyone w/ a pulse at CW, I have no doubt he’ll get starched again
    Runner up: Herbie Hide

    LWH: Roy Jones jr.: starched by feather-fisted fighters Johnson and Tarver
    Runner up: Chad Dawson: a knockout waiting to happen

    SMW: Robert Steiglitz
    Runner up: Jermain Taylor: probably has deteriorated to glass jawed after the Abraham KO
    Lucian Bute: a knockout waiting to happen

    MW: Anthony Mundine: is absolutely the worst glass jawed joke @ MW after being starched by feather-fisted Sven Ottke

    LMW: Jamie Moore: another fighter in a long line of glass jawed British fighters
    Runner up: Ronald Hearns: glass jaws run in the family

    WW: Zab Judah: nothing like seeing Zab do the chicken against Tszyu

    LWW: Amir Khan w/ Ricky Hatton in 2nd: yet again, more glass jawed Brits
    Runner up: Ricky Hatton

    LW: Ameth Diaz: just shows what a feather-fisted joke Joan Guzman is that he couldn’t even knock this guy out

    SFW: Jason Litzau: he’s already punch-drunk after two pathetic KO’s.
    Runner up: Jorge Linares: maybe he got caught cold, but another KO loss and he’s certified glass

    FW: Yuriorkis Gamboa: a KO waiting to happen.

    SBW: Jhonny Gonzalez: finds a way to get KO’d at the worst times/biggest fights; career has really been held back due to his fragile chin.

    Runner up: Bernard Dunne: Again, a glass jawed Brit.

    BW: Silence Mabuza: gets KO’d every time he steps up; another fighter who has talent, but will always be held back by a fragile chin.

    Not a lot to pick from in the other midget divisions!
    Thoughts? Additions?
     
    CharlesLRay, Nov 5, 2009
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  2. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  3. LukeO

    LukeO Erik Morales is God Full Member

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    What a terrific post! Way to waste time.
     
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  4. Jeff M

    Jeff M Future ESB HOF Full Member

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    :lol:
     
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  5. Ilesey

    Ilesey ~ Full Member

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    Thoughts?

    Just one. **** off noob.
     
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  6. RonnieHornschuh

    RonnieHornschuh ESB indie police Full Member

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    Stieglitz? Are you serious? Haven't you seen the Andrade fight? The guy took bombs and was stopped on his feet!
     
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  7. Carlos Primera

    Carlos Primera Boxing Addict Full Member

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    RJJ and british fighters?

    sounds like rico.
     
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  8. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Huh. I had this exact same thought...
     
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  9. Babality

    Babality KTFO!!!!!!! Full Member

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    No.
     
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  10. Taylex

    Taylex Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Agree with the Macaroni being there at CW.
     
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  11. lefthook89

    lefthook89 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    definitely rico, who is this guy trying to fool?? himself?
     
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  12. Sister Sledge

    Sister Sledge Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    :lol::rofl
     
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  13. Sister Sledge

    Sister Sledge Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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  14. anarci

    anarci Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    You seem to talk a whole lot of **** ! Maybe you are the straweight glass jaw:yep Sound like a real punk ass the way you dis real fighters! You could have been a little more classy about talkin about guys who would **** your ass in a real fight:bbb
     
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  15. Mind Reader

    Mind Reader J-U-ICE Full Member

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    If I never read or hear the words "Glass Jaw" again i would die a happy man. Cowards talking **** about the jaws of professional fighters with their keyboards that have never taken a shot before by anyone. Except getting ***** slapped by their gay boyfriends
     
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